Outside of some technical errors I can't possibly foresee, it looks as though the NN NFL Tournament of Badness is back on track. At the time of writing these, we've got an upset on our hands as "Racial Profiling a Player's Skillset" is beating the fifth-seeded "Name Value MVPs" I probably rated the latter a bit too high, but I am happy with the placement of the former. Today, we've got the "New England 'Cheatriots'" up against Joe Buck. Well this one should be ... how you say, interesting.
So make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the left side of the bracket and of course, view the entire bracket. But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.
(4) New England Cheatriots
To start, they don't deserve a clever name for their shenanigans. They deserve only the lamest of lame, because cheating is lame. If you don't immediately know what I'm referring to, then you probably just became a fan of football or you literally only pay attention to the 49ers. The Patriots were caught filming this or that and were slapped on the hand for it. Kind of. I don't know how many of their titles you can actually say are tainted, if any, but there is an intense bit of ... how you say, lameness there. Then Josh McDaniels is caught filming 49ers practice after he goes to the Broncos. Well, somebody else did, and McDaniels had "nothing" to do with it. Right. The genius of Bill Belichick can never be overstated, he's just a genius of the evil and underhanded variety at times, as well. Whatever it takes, which is actually something I kind of admire. Kind of.
(13) Joe Buck
So, I typed in Joe Buck's name into Google just to get some examples of how awful he is, and this was one of the first images that showed on the first page. Anyway .. moving on from that. Joe Buck is a terrible commentator, to start. He has no skills during a game, in talking about players or what's actually happening on the field. Outside of that, the guy hates everything and everybody. He's got this air of jealousy about him that you can feel at all times, save for when he's calling a game, in which case he's usually half -asleep and unable to actually function on a jealous level. Look, I don't need to explain this anymore. The guy is turrible.
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145
Day 17: Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season def. Player 'X Is A Beast - 209-39
Day 18: Players Doing Stupid Things def. Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account - 129-55
Day 19: Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck def. Need To Look At The Film - 152-119
Day 20: Less Cheerleaders def. Joe Theismann - 182-139
Day 21: Al Davis Drafting Like He's Being Advised By Ricky Bobby def. Matt Millen - 186-128
Day 22: New Kickoff Rule def. The Dancing Robot on FOX - 240-152
Day 23: The Tuck Rule def. God Cares Way Too Much About Football - 157-136
Day 24: Pro Bowl Being A Total Joke def. New Cowboys Stadium - 251-108
Day 25: The Brady Rule def. Expensive Beer - 196-105
Day 26: Undeserving Pro Bowlers def. Peter King - 182-66
Day 27: Racial Profiling a Player's Skillset versus Name Value MVPs -
Which is worse?
(4) New England Cheatriots (165 votes)
(13) Joe Buck (187 votes)
352 total votes