It looks like we're going to have an upset on our hands, as Daniel Snyder is demolishing Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish as I write this up. Maybe it shouldn't really be an upset though, I may not have gotten the seeding correct on the first go, but hey, that's how it is. Although, I suspect many people actually believe that Rex Ryan's foot fetish is worse, they just want to push it as far away from their minds as possible and not ever have to hear about it again. That being said, today should be an interesting matchup, as the fourth-seeded Garth DeFelice is taking on Donovan McNabb's understanding of NFL overtime rules.
We'll get to the voting in a moment, but first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good.
(4) Garth DeFelice
Do you know who this is? Of course you do: DeFelice is the referee that probably wishes he could be a football player, but he can't, so he freaks out on football players and feels as though he needs to assert his own physicality and hot-headedness on said players because he has some form of inferiority complex. No seriously, it's a definite inferiority complex. He was the guy who ejected Justin Smith for something that any other referee would have just given a warning for. Worse than the ejection was how he was yelling and getting up in Smith's face like he had something to prove. Like he just wanted to assert some form of idiotic dominance. He also had a moment where he leveled a St. Louis Rams player, and while that is great for us, because the Rams suck, we do have to acknowledge how stupid it was. He saw the player coming and could have adjusted accordingly (seeing as that's how every referee in every sport does it), with plenty of time to do so, but instead he wanted to "prove" something by leveling the guy. Honestly? This guy is a douchebag. No other way to put it.
(13) Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules
LOL. The guy didn't know that you could go to a draw in the NFL. That's horrible. That's one of the worst things ever. I understand maybe not knowing something like the tuck rule or something obscure and stupid. But you're fighting, leading your team, you're the quarterback and you don't know when one drive is your last one? C'mon man. There's not much more to say about it.
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76