So we had a little bit of controversy in regards to yesterday's matchup. Seems the folks over at Music City Miracles are more than a little upset that the rest of the league doesn't like Cortland Finnegan. They say he's scrappy, not a dirty player, and I'm really not here to judge that statement at this point. Suffice to say I like them, their team and their blog, but it looks like ol' Corty is advancing to the next round, and he'll up up against the NFL's exclusive license with EA Sports. Now that one should be good, methinks.
Today, we begin the second half of the opening round, which would be the right side of the bracket for all of you folks who have trouble with ... thinking. What do you guys think about the left side and the way it played out? It went basically the way I thought it would, and gave us some great matchups going forward. Today, we've got a great one, so make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the left side of the bracket and of course, view the entire bracket.
But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.
(1) Player 'X' Is A Beast
This is a guest writeup by Michael Clutchtree
BEAST! CALLING EVERYONE A BEAST! I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!
QBs ARE BEASTS
RBs ARE BEASTS
WRs ARE BEASTS
TEs ARE BEASTS
OLINEMEN ARE BEASTS
LBs ARE BEASTS
DLINEMEN ARE BEASTS
CORNERBACKS ARE BEASTS
SAFETIES ARE BEASTS
MAKE IT STOP
This is a guest guest writeup by howtheyscored
Those guys are all football players, and they know how to play the game of football.
(16) Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season
This one really gets on my nerves because ... well, it's just harsh. They're rookies, maybe they have jitters, maybe they didn't get all the time they needed in the offseason, maybe a lot of things. Rookies do not always come into the league and dominate. There are rules, and then there are exceptions to the rule. There's no reason to call a guy a bust after one season unless he plays like Jimmy Clausen or something.
Oh or Michael Crabtree. Because that guy is a total bust. He isn't a team player and hates Alex Smith. And nuns. And veils. And rosaries. And crosses. Basically just nunnery in general.
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145