It sounds like we're almost back to having the NFL in our lives, so I thought I'd take this week to help us transition the Caption This back into a more appropriate content type than we've been seeing. If all goes well, we'll be able to say goodbye to the baseball, basketball, and sailing threads. But we can't just unboycott cold turkey. Or, at least, I can't. So today, I give you futbol. 

This is a nice photo. It's the proverbial "cats and dogs living together" photo. Romeo and Juliet. Bowser and Peach. Mortal enemies, brought together by love. It's beautiful, really. Just don't look down.

Ahem.

So, have some fun. The rules, as usual: Try to come up with the funniest caption for the above photo, and rec' any captions that you think are funny. I'll add for this week, just because the photo provides an obvious target, that homophobic captions will get deleted. We can take advantage of the intimacy of the moment without being hateful. We've actually done very well here in the past, so I may as well not even include the disclaimer. But, you know, it is the Internet, after all. That's all! Enjoy!

(Apparently, since I wrote this, labor negotiations have lost traction yet again. I hope you don't mind two more months of baseball, basketball, and sailing!)