NN NFL Tournament of Badness: Daniel Snyder and Garth DeFelice

I honestly have no idea who is going to advance in this matchup. I know who I am voting for, hands down, but it appears as though I underestimated Daniel Snyder and his antics when I seeded the bracket, he seems to be a powerful number twelve seed. I mean, he did destroy Rex Ryan's foot fetish, so we know that he's serious business, right? We obviously can't rule out the possibility that people just didn't want to, you know, think about that again ...

But just for you, I've decided I'll mention Rex Ryan's foot fetish every time Daniel Snyder comes up in the bracket. That's not a weird way to get you guys to vote him out of the bracket, because honestly, I'm smoother at fixing brackets than that. I'm a pretty corrupt guy, as it happens. Just kidding, of course. But today, we've got Daniel Snyder taking on the bane of 49ers fans, Garth DeFelice.

So make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the opening round of the bracket, view the entire bracket. But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.        

(12) Daniel Snyder

LOL. I'm sorry, but there's not a more apt way to describe Snyder's spending habits. I mean, there might be better forms like "LMAO" or "ROFL" or "ROTFLMFAO", but you get the gist of what I'm saying, yeah? Snyder is actually has a decent approach that should work in theory: if you have the money, spend it on good players and it will show on the field. Thing is, he gives so much money, that the players don't even need to work. They got paid, son. They don't need none of this "every down starter" nonsense you're popping off at the top about. It's like, Snyder is trying to avoid the cheap Hong Kong knockoffs, so he buys straight from the manufacturer, while other teams are happy to order from Hong Kong and get their products for 99 cents with thirty dollars shipping and ... it's working out for them. Meanwhile, Snyder's product has a factory defect and he's having a helluva time getting someone from the manufacturer on the phone to start the warranty process. Haynesworth just isn't picking up the phone, because the dude. Got. Paid. Plus, he's kind of a [site decorum]. So yeah.    

(4) Garth DeFelice

Do you know who this is? Of course you do: DeFelice is the referee that probably wishes he could be a football player, but he can't, so he freaks out on football players and feels as though he needs to assert his own physicality and hot-headedness on said players because he has some form of inferiority complex. No seriously, it's a definite inferiority complex. He was the guy who ejected Justin Smith for something that any other referee would have just given a warning for. Worse than the ejection was how he was yelling and getting up in Smith's face like he had something to prove. Like he just wanted to assert some form of idiotic dominance. He also had a moment where he leveled a St. Louis Rams player, and while that is great for us, because the Rams suck, we do have to acknowledge how stupid it was. He saw the player coming and could have adjusted accordingly (seeing as that's how every referee in every sport does it), with plenty of time to do so, but instead he wanted to "prove" something by leveling the guy. Honestly? This guy is a [site decorum]. No other way to put it.     

NN NFL Tournament of Badness Bracket and Results

Day 37: Brett Favre's Media Whoring versus Fans That Take It Too Far - 
Day 36: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Chris Berman's Mannerisms- 128-60
Day 35: Prevent Defense def. Twitter Beefs - 198-76
Day 34: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Seahawks Alternates - 187-161
Day 33: Cowyboys Being Referred To As "America's Team" def. Rookie Holdouts - 340-112 
Day 32: Score, Commercial, Kickoff, Commercial def. Wins Being A Quarterback Stat - 151-52
Day 31: Under .500 Teams Making The Playoffs/Hosting def. Super Bowl Circus Week - 121-100
Day 30: Divas def. Kinda/Sorta Sudden Death Overtime - 155-100
Day 29: The Brady Six def. The New Schedule of the NFL Draft - 159-96
Day 28: Joe Buck def. New England Cheatriots - 187-165
Day 27: Racial Profiling a Player's Skillset def.  Name Value MVPs - 122-102
Day 26: Undeserving Pro Bowlers def. Peter King - 182-66
Day 25: The Brady Rule def. Expensive Beer - 196-105
Day 24: Pro Bowl Being A Total Joke def. New Cowboys Stadium - 251-108
Day 23: The Tuck Rule def. God Cares Way Too Much About Football - 157-136
Day 22: New Kickoff Rule def. The Dancing Robot on FOX - 240-152
Day 21: Al Davis Drafting Like He's Being Advised By Ricky Bobby def. Matt Millen - 186-128
Day 20: Less Cheerleaders def. Joe Theismann - 182-139
Day 19: Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck def. Need To Look At The Film - 152-119
Day 18: Players Doing Stupid Things def. Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account - 129-55
Day 17: Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season def. Player 'X Is A Beast - 209-39
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40

NN NFL Tournament of Badness Bracket and Results

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