Welcome to our eleventh installment of the Ninersnation Community Thread. Here we can go into off-topics such as why is this back? Who does not shave? What lasts longer? So now our front page football topics will be about football (strange concept, I know). First rule is, do not feed the Mogwai! Second rule is that site decorum is still on. No talk into religion, politics, or dirty dirty. No personal attacks, racism, or sexist remarks. Images are allowed, just be tasteful and pretend your favorite bear is sitting next to you. This is going to be like the draft threads so we can come back to a discussion so that means REC THIS! That is a good rule of thumb in any situation. So lets have some fun here. The new topic of conversation is a guest story from LondonNiner:
Fire in the hemisphere
Here’s a thing. I like chilli sauce. I eat a lot of very hot, fiery food. I like spicy food. I eat curries, chillies, anything with spices. I cook with fresh chillies, including Scotch Bonnets, and I buy hot chilli sauce. I can eat this stuff.
Tonight I was properly bested by one. Defeated. I was given, by my mother-in-law of all people, a bottle of sauce called Dragon’s Blood. I put too much of it on my dinner tonight and had to throw half the dinner away. I had four pints of water, two pints of milk, and two slices of plain bread, to try to get the taste out of my mouth. I felt faint and nauseous. I had to sit down.
Incredible, and hilarious. I’ll use a bit less of the sauce next time …
Any similar problems or does this guy need to take it up a knotch?