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How articulated is that Authentic Alex Smith action figure, you ask? Well, let's just say that "fully" doesn't do it justice. We've improved our design to include full checkdown passing action, magnetic eyes that actually lock on to any nearby WR figure in the room, a shoulder that goes ALL THE WAY AROUND, and now, for the first time ever, realistic hip-thrusting action.
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** Kendall Hunter action figure actual size.
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