This will mark the first ever Niners Nation Fantasy Football contest between the front page writers.
This all assuming that A Massive Hotel Fire does not break out. You ask, Hsawaknow Me? And I'll tell you to go ask Hsawaknow III. But Ninjames is getting anxious and keeps yelling out, "Lets Do It Leg Go"... my Eggo? Somewhere in the backdrop Latissimus Dorsi continues to yell, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR?" While D. DeSimone tweaks the Satellite Express to try and get the inside scoop as to who we all will draft before we draft them. Is it Team Fooch or Team Edward? You decide. And like Mike Singletary, Tre9er wants Teh Winnars... That leaves us with TheRapist channeling his best impersonations of Mike Tyson and Ben Roethlisberger (awwwkwarrrrd). While TimTheIntern keeps trying to sabotage the front office by mixing up faxes; result = Scott Tolzien instead of Jeff Garcia for the 49ers 3rd string emergency quarterback. Florida Danny is hiding Two In The Bush while he spies in our windows to get the inside scoop. As [Insert Team Name] always works when you can't think of [Insert Team Name] and if I were to chose a team name for a fantasy football team I would certainly entertain the idea of [Insert Site Decorum]... Which leads me to my breakfast table where I will watch the Waffleheads dominate all year long.
If you didn't understand the long rant there, it's because it was intended that way. And if you understood any of it, you've probably ought to give your shrink a call today.
Fantasy Football is basically very little skill and a lot more luck. All though some would like to think of themselves as real general managers and head coaches of the NFL. Then there are the stat gurus who spend countless hours calculating results over and over (that was not a shot at you Danny).
This will be our official Community Fantasy Football Thread for this week. Each week I will be posting the results of our games with a bit of commentary. This will serve as a thread where you all can discuss all your leagues as well. It seemed as though there were close to 20-30 leagues that folks here on NN signed up for. So I anticipate a lot of participation in these community threads thoughout the year.
We will be conducting this thread similar to that of the live mock drafts we conduct here on NN. As the picks roll in, I will be announcing the picks for each team manager.
Join after the jump to see the corresponding team names with the managers.
A Massive Hotel Fire - Manager: these3words
Green Bay Defense
Hsawaknow III - Manager: howtheyscored
New York Jets Defense
Kansas City Defense
Lets Do It Leg Go - Manager: Ninjames
New York Giants Defense
Latissimus Dorsi - Manager: mcwagner
Mike Williams (SEA)
New Orleans Defense
Satellite Express - Manager: D. DeSimone
Team Fooch - Manager: Fooch
San Francisco Defense
Teh Winnars - Managers: Tre9er
TheRapist - Manager: twolfe2
Mike Williams (TB)
Steve Smith (CAR)
TimTheIntern - Manager: smileyman
San Diego Defense
Two In The Bush - Manager: Florida Danny
Waffleheads - Manager: Drew K
New England Defense
[Insert Team Name] - Manager: WesHanson
This draft will begin at 1pm PST. Some of the folks above will not be able to participate, but we'll just pretend they are here anyway, so we can make fun of their system picks.