This will mark the first ever Niners Nation Fantasy Football contest between the front page writers. 

This all assuming that A Massive Hotel Fire does not break out. You ask, Hsawaknow Me? And I'll tell you to go ask Hsawaknow III. But Ninjames is getting anxious and keeps yelling out, "Lets Do It Leg Go"... my Eggo? Somewhere in the backdrop Latissimus Dorsi continues to yell, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR?" While D. DeSimone tweaks the Satellite Express to try and get the inside scoop as to who we all will draft before we draft them. Is it Team Fooch or Team Edward? You decide. And like Mike Singletary, Tre9er wants Teh Winnars... That leaves us with TheRapist channeling his best impersonations of Mike Tyson and Ben Roethlisberger (awwwkwarrrrd). While TimTheIntern keeps trying to sabotage the front office by mixing up faxes; result = Scott Tolzien instead of Jeff Garcia for the 49ers 3rd string emergency quarterback. Florida Danny is hiding Two In The Bush while he spies in our windows to get the inside scoop. As [Insert Team Name] always works when you can't think of [Insert Team Name] and if I were to chose a team name for a fantasy football team I would certainly entertain the idea of [Insert Site Decorum]... Which leads me to my breakfast table where I will watch the Waffleheads dominate all year long. 

If you didn't understand the long rant there, it's because it was intended that way. And if you understood any of it, you've probably ought to give your shrink a call today.

Fantasy Football is basically very little skill and a lot more luck. All though some would like to think of themselves as real general managers and head coaches of the NFL. Then there are the stat gurus who spend countless hours calculating results over and over (that was not a shot at you Danny).

This will be our official Community Fantasy Football Thread for this week. Each week I will be posting the results of our games with a bit of commentary. This will serve as a thread where you all can discuss all your leagues as well. It seemed as though there were close to 20-30 leagues that folks here on NN signed up for. So I anticipate a lot of participation in these community threads thoughout the year.

We will be conducting this thread similar to that of the live mock drafts we conduct here on NN. As the picks roll in, I will be announcing the picks for each team manager.

Join after the jump to see the corresponding team names with the managers.

A Massive Hotel Fire - Manager: these3words

Matt Stafford

Vincent Jackson

Mario Manningham

Mike Sims-Walker

Arian Foster

Peyton Hillis

Jason Witten

Robbie Gould

Green Bay Defense

Bench

Joe Flacco

Hines Ward

Fred Jackson

James Starks

Dustin Keller

Minnesota Defense

Hsawaknow III - Manager: howtheyscored

Matt Schaub

Larry Fitzgerald

Reggie Wayne

Dwyane Bowe

Darren McFadden

DeAngelo Williams

Owen Daniels

Nate Kaeding

New York Jets Defense

Bench

Joseph Addai

A.J. Green

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Earl Bennett

Lance Kendricks

Kansas City Defense

Lets Do It Leg Go - Manager: Ninjames

Matt Ryan

Roddy White

Desean Jackson

Lance Moore

MJD

Jahvid Best

Kellen Winslow

Rob Bironas

New York Giants Defense

Bench

Marshawn Lynch

Aaron Hernandez

Devon Bess

Matt Cassell

Kendall Hunter

Oakland Defense

Latissimus Dorsi - Manager: mcwagner

Phillip Rivers

Chad Ochocinco

Wes Welker

Sidney Rice

Adrian Peterson

Beanie Wells

Jermichael Finley

Neil Rackers

Pittsburgh Defense

Bench

Pierre Thomas

Mike Williams (SEA)

Danarius Moore

Donovan McNabb

Matt Bryant

New Orleans Defense

Satellite Express - Manager: D. DeSimone

Aaron Rodgers

Hakeem Nicks

Mike Wallace

Santonio Holmes

Mark Ingram

Knowshon Moreno

Dallas Clark

Garrett Hartley 

Chicago Defense

Bench

Brandon Jacobs

Malcolm Floyd

Kevin Kolb

Todd Heap

Devin Hester

Dallas Defense

Team Fooch - Manager: Fooch

Drew Brees

Brandon Lloyd

Jeremy Maclin

Percy Harvin

Jamaal Charles

Matt Forte

Zach Miller

Billy Cundiff

San Francisco Defense

Bench

Ryan Mathews

Austin Collie

Ryan Grant

Jacoby Ford

Alex Smith

Kevin Boss

Teh Winnars - Managers: Tre9er

Ben Roethlisberger

Andre Johnson

Calvin Johnson

Brandon Marshall

Felix Jones

Ahmad Bradshaw

Jimmy Graham

Mason Crosby

Baltimore Defense

Bench

Reggie Bush

Sam Bradford

Jared Cook

Nate Burleson

Roy Williams

Josh Brown

TheRapist - Manager: twolfe2

Tony Romo

Mike Williams (TB)

Marques Colston

Plaxico Burress

Lesean McCoy

Michael Turner

Rob Gronkowski

Alex Henery

Cleveland Defense

Bench

BenJarvus Green-Ellis

Jay Cutler

Steve Smith (CAR)

Pierre Garcon

Michael Crabtree

Brent Celek

TimTheIntern - Manager: smileyman

Peyton Manning

Braylon Edwards

Santana Moss

Danny Amendola

Chris Johnson

LeGarrette Blount

Brandon Pettigrew

David Akers

San Diego Defense

Bench

Eli Manning

Lee Evans

Darren Sproles

Chris Cooley

Titus Young

Indianapolis Defense

Two In The Bush - Manager: Florida Danny

Josh Freeman

Greg Jennings

Stevie Johnson

Mike Thomas

Ray Rice

Steven Jackson

Antonio Gates

No Kicker

Detroit Defense

Bench

Cedric Benson

Johnny Knox

Andre Roberts

Colt McCoy

Robert Meachem

Daniel Thomas 

Brandon Gibson

Waffleheads - Manager: Drew K

Tom Brady

Julio Jones

Kenny Britt

Greg Little

Rashard Mendenhall

Shonn Greene

Vernon Davis

Sebastian Janikowski

New England Defense

Bench

Kyle Orton

Marcedes Lewis

Willis McGahee

Derrick Mason

C.J. Spiller

Terrell Owens

[Insert Team Name] - Manager: WesHanson

Michael Vick

Miles Austin 

Dez Bryant

Anquan Boldin

Frank Gore

Tim Hightower

Tony Gonzales

Steven Gostkowski

Philadelphia Defense

Bench

Mike Tolbert

Jordy Nelson

Greg Olsen

Deion Branch

Mark Sanchez

Nick Folk

This draft will begin at 1pm PST. Some of the folks above will not be able to participate, but we'll just pretend they are here anyway, so we can make fun of their system picks.