Caption This: Da Raidas
Welcome back to another round of Caption This. Let me tell you, it's always nice when the NFL gives me choices for this thing, and the past week has offered no shortage. Between the hilarity of Ben Roethlisberger getting pwned in Denver and the absurdity of Mark Davis's haircut, it's almost a shame that I even had to choose. But when push came to shove, Hue Jackson just plain made it easy for me. Well, him and almost everyone else in this photo.
Just scan that photo from left to right. It's very important that you start at the far left with Mr. Impressed-But-Not-TOO-Impressed, and then move past the bemused guy straight on to Mr. Pointing-and-Whistling. Then Hue "ANGRYHAPPY" Jackson right on through to Bemused Guy 2. Only then will you make it to The Human Giraffe, before taking a quick and final stop at Couldn't-Be-More-Bored.
The range of emotions and responses in this photo makes me happy. Heck, the range of emotions and responses in Hue Jackson alone makes me happy. Everything else is icing on the cake.
So give this photo a boost by giving it a caption. Fill in those thought bubbles. As for me, I'm pretty sure that the guy all he way on the left is still just thinking about Mark Davis's absurd haircut. If you see a caption you like, give it a rec'. Last week, IRONxMIKE took home the most rec's in glorious fashion. This week, it could be you.
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Following another Carson Palmer interception:
“Carson imma knock yo ass out boy!!
when will the Kenny Thomas Reign of Terror end?!!??
by diehardkingsfan5 on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 AM PST reply actions
Hey watch this, when I throw the challenge flag...
…bet I can hit dumba$$ Mark Davis up in the owner’s box, square in the face!
great movie...
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
The Most Interesting Man In The World---->Mikhail Prokhorov!!!
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Induced into a rage by Jim Schwatz's putrid face, Hue Jackson hurls a golf ball at the opposing coach.
Yerrrrrrrr outta here!
"When they pull the chains off, I’ll come back just as strong as when I left, if not better" - 52
Fire me? FIRE ME??? Well I am going to Donkey Punch your wife.
I like Hamburgers!
Uh oh...better put an Asterisk on it.
by Grumps on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
You know...
For being a fan of a different team, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Same goes double for being Canadian.
Rec’d.
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Haha
Appreciated. On both accounts. I always enjoy going to other teams spots and getting to know more about them. I love the Saints, but I also love football in general. Always good to know a little bit more than you did before. When it comes to other teams, you have to go to the source. The fans.
I like Hamburgers!
Uh oh...better put an Asterisk on it.
Agreed
I appreciate friendly rivalry, but I am always a little taken aback by how adversarial some people make rooting for a different sports team.
It’s nice when people can get to know each other a bit, and find connections out of things they are mutually passionate about.
And, truth told, I like the Saints most of the time, just not when they’re playing the Niners.
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Well my friend...
I like the Saints most of the time, just not when they’re playing the Niners
That’s the great thing about life, there is always hope for change.
Ha!
I like Hamburgers!
Uh oh...better put an Asterisk on it.
Read his screen name...it's not
harperwasgangsta
Nobody is going to change here friend… you’re barking up the wrong tree.
Ha!
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Wow.
All I can say to your posts lately is wow.
You have fun. I hope you enjoy what you do. Going forward I think I will just bypass any of your comments going further.
I like Hamburgers!
Uh oh...better put an Asterisk on it.
"Tom Cable thinks he can throw a punch?! Now this is a punch!!!"
So far, 2011 has been Harbaugh-some!
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it makes more sense if you can see what was cut out of the photo
by mcwagner on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Nice.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Not pictured:
is the hula hoop that fell to the ground
by mcwagner on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I'm ashamed Howtheyscored
how often does Big Ben wear a fedora? how often is a Raider coach fired? Missed your shot.
If I have one regret, actually, it’s not going with Mark Davis’s ridiculous haircut. Oh man, it’s so bad. I wonder how many people that haircut had to go through before it hit the public. It’s the haircut equivalent of Whitney.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
Hue Jackson:
“Carson! You have got to start to throw like Tebow! Like This!”
by NinerFanTucson on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Nice hahah.
Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer
by afrikabamboodle on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Dude at the back pointing down:
“Yo coach! I think you forgot the challenge flag.”
by NinerFanTucson on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM PST reply actions
Fist Shove
I think this was takin right when he was about to shove his fist up his own ass…SMH.
by mr.phibs on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM PST via mobile reply actions
By the power of Singletary...
I’m gonna drop my pants if we don’t score here!!!!
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM PST reply actions
Alternatively...
“No, I’m not kidding…I bet I really can throw this challenge flag into the upper deck! Watch.”
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM PST reply actions
Girl look at that body i i i workout
Coach Jackson is pictured dancing to LMFAO’s hit song “Sexy and I Know It”. It is rumored this is the reason for his firing that flollowed in the coming days. Mark Davis declined to state on the matter.
http://www.reverbnation.com/elrafa
by swagger on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Dang, bro, you shoulda stuck with that!
Hue Jackson convinces several Raiders employees and players that he should have tried out for the Olympics as a shot-putter instead of entering the NFL.
French fries are really Belgian, sausages and bagels have the same amount of protein, two countries' names mean "turkey", and Santa Claus was invented by the Coca-Cola company. Is life weird or what?
Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!
Hue Jackson takes off
Now, is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York
--Richard III, Act I, Scene 1
by silverjay on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Barry Bonds made headlines today
not only by switching from outfield to pitcher, but from baseball to football.
by brundylop on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Oakland Raiders coach Hue Jackson
emphatically tells his staff to “Get that damn dog out of here,” after Jackson apparently stepped in a foreign substance on the field.
The dog was removed, and the owner, reportedly a Cal student, was cited for “acting friendly” and for “not passing the bong in a timely manner.”
Niners Nation on the Reservation
your tiger style is good but my dragon style will defeat you
Oh ninja prease
by Mo9er on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha
It's been a long time coming, And the table's turned around
Cause one of us is goin', One of us is goin' down
"Coach, I hate to tell you, but that was one of OUR fans you knocked out"
Hue Jackson’s attempt to show his colleagues and players how NFL quarterbacks are supposed to throw was not exactly successful.
French fries are really Belgian, sausages and bagels have the same amount of protein, two countries' names mean "turkey", and Santa Claus was invented by the Coca-Cola company. Is life weird or what?
Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!
And we're gonna lose to the Patriots...
and the Dolphins, and the Chiefs, and Tim Tebow, and we’re gonna lose all the way until we’re out of the playoffs…BYAH!!!!!!
by TiderNiner48 on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
After a tanning salon accident in a road visit to San Diego, Jim Schwartz pumps his fists in victory in week 16.
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by Drew Kerr on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Three guys behind Hue:
Yeah, he definitely ripped his pants with that move. But Ed Hardy briefs, really?
Hey....yeah you...Mark Davis....c'mere for a sec....
Jim Harbaugh doesn't just WANT winners, he MAKES them!
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mothertrucking flags in this mothertrucking game!"

Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer
by afrikabamboodle on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions 18 recs
Brilliant, sir.
I think the whole NFL would have a huge laugh if this had actually happened….lol
Jim Harbaugh doesn't just WANT winners, he MAKES them!
Best caption I've seen for a while
"When they pull the chains off, I’ll come back just as strong as when I left, if not better" - 52
Potty humor
Hue: Have a whiff of that boys!
Dude behind Hue pointing at his backside: Man, and I thought Carson could soil himself! That gives a whole new meaning to, junk in the trunk.
It's hard to tell from the picture
but Jackson is clutching his career in his right hand
wow Marc Davis has an absurd haircut.
it reminds me of the frugal wealthy man who cuts his own hair in Parks and Rec
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Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer
by afrikabamboodle on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST reply actions
I have a feeling that this guy may be his stylist:

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Hue Jackson
Fighting for his job.
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field." ~ John Madden
by 49erfannm on Jan 13, 2012 6:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

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