Caption This: Justin Smith Has Something to Show You
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST
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PrintJustin Smith has something to tell you, but the only clue we have as to what is this photo. It's possible that he's telling us about the Subway commercial he plans to film one day, whether or not Subway asks him to or airs it on television. That's the size of his footlong Italian BMT.
Or maybe... or... maybe... something... else is happening in this pict--
Man, Justin Smith is really eyeing that imaginary sandwich, what with it's toasty sourdough roll, variety of meats, and cheese of his choice. Probably Swiss. Justin Smith doesn't strike me as a Provolone man. Too mild. Look at his face, though. He can just about taste it. All 12 inches of cheap, delicious sub. Our mouths are watering just thinking about it.
Or maybe...
Or maybe you can get this Subway image out of your head and improve on my imaginary scenario for this photo. If you can, give it to us in caption form. It's the name of the game. Then, rec' any captions you see that make you laugh. Last time, afrikabamboodle won the most rec's. Will it be you today?
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"Yeah, I basically take the QB's helmet between my hands like this and squeeze..."
So far, 2011 has been Harbaugh-some!
Follow @grantmp1
by grantmp on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions 12 recs
"I couldn't have been more than this far away then Brees' screamed like a girl"
Call me old fashioned but I need to sleep with a girl at least three times before I even consider taking her out to dinner. @BangingHebrew
by BangingHebrew on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Reporter: "Is Eli's head bigger than Peytons"
"I hate it! It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air."
Norm Sloan
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors."
Weldon Drew
by EcERyda69 on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Justin Smith estimates the Giant's average yards per carry on Sunday.
by mrg80 on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions 28 recs
responding to jerry rice's comments on Brandon Jacobs being soft
“he’s also a big (redacted female body part), seriously it’s this big!!
by JohnSalmons19 on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Y'see...
..while Eli is prob’ly tiny, MINE is like this.
by JoeBeets on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Can I get a "Hallelujah" from the amen corner
that we won’t have to hear anymore stories about Tebow
by JoeBeets on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Caption
Justin Smith to reporters: “My shoulder pads are originally this size before I stretch them and put them on.”
by Chaotic9erFan on Jan 20, 2012 11:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
David Akers' game winning FG as time expired
It was good!
by Doni S on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST via mobile reply actions
or will be
when the game clock hits all 0’s
by Doni S on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I once caught a quarterback THIS BIG!
…couldn’t resist…lol
"We're not into answering questions"
Follow @LooseCannon79
by LooseCannon79 on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 AM PST reply actions 9 recs
LMAO
Good call!
"We're not into answering questions"
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by LooseCannon79 on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Anatomically correct.
And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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by James Brady on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I hate anatomic correct don’t you? Always changing my spelling when I type.
by LondonNiner on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I just seen the shiancoe locker room video, its like this…..
by bsho31 on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Dang, beat me to it!
Niners Nation on the Reservation
by kinglouie33 on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
All-universe San Francisco 49er Justin Smith demonstrates
the proper method for grabbing the bull by the horns.
Niners Nation on the Reservation
Chuppah!!! Mazel Tov!!
"I got two hard rules I live by, pop. I don't [site decorum] with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives" -Kenny Powers
by TryAndCatchVD on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Yes, I have heard that the Giants heads are swelling this BIG, they talking they going to beat us up"
by BigMar on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Justin Smith
After getting off the phone with Subway, praactices his best 5 dollar footlong.
Sources say after the 49ers win, Smith will be the new spokesperson taking over after Justin Tuck.
Ok:
San Francisco 49 Offensive Nightmare Justin Smith hypnotizes a group of sports reporters. Smith later was seen walking away jingling several sets of car keys.
Niners Nation on the Reservation
“I looked in the toilet and it was about this long”
by Anonymous1337 on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Your p is upside down there.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
I was saying poo-urns.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
whoops, forgot the b there.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
Why do I love spicy food so much?
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
Or:
J. Smith: “So the pope gets up there and looks at Jed and says, ’I’ll get those lights back on. Watch this.’ He did it twice. True story.”
Niners Nation on the Reservation
If you must know...
it’s about this big.
by Stoney Montana on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions
All Pro SF 49er DE Justin Smith
Demonstrates the mesmerizing eye technique he employs upon helpless offensive linemen just before he bull-rushes them. At the conclusion of the press conference,reporter Lowell Cohn from the Santa Rosa Press Democrat fainted in fear and had to be assisted from the room.
How Justin Smith picks-up hot chicks.
He literally just picks them up.
by madmatt on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Justin Smith explains why he was the inspiration behind Bill Goldberg's character in the remake of "The Longest Yard."
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Justin what window did Alex need to throw Vernon post?
About this!
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
by leafeyuk49er on Jan 20, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Good ones
Q: Justin, how are you preparing for the Giants
A: By working on my Ninja moves. Nobody can stop a ninja!
No. Not this long. This wide.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Justin explains to reporters how big he looks on a 46' TV.....
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
The Most Interesting Man In The World---->Mikhail Prokhorov!!!
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
In response to a reporter's question about how difficult it is to block him...
Justin prepares to demonstrate his grappling technique… on himself. Not knowing how to lose any competition, Justin’s battle with himself only ends when Aldon Smith sacks Matt Maiocco for a 5 yard loss.
“No, why would I lie about something like that? It’s not even that big, really. My buddy got one at least twice as big.”
…
“How do I know? I was there with him when he was wrangling that thing.”
…
“Well then, I guess you’re just a terrible fisherman.”
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
You think I'm a big guy now?
In the offseason, my neck is THIS wide …
by LondonNiner on Jan 20, 2012 12:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I was just coming back to do a neck thickness joke. But it looks like I won’t need to.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Justin Smith uses Jedi to throw Frederick P Soft off the scent.
JS: “This is not the playoff team you are looking for.”
FPS: “This is not the playoff team I am looking for.”
by LondonNiner on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think we have a winner.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
I like that his eyes are still visible here.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
"think of my hands as a vise"
“imagine Eli’s head in the vise”
"One game at a time. Let's just keep it rolling." Justin Smith
"Us Missouri boys pack a bit more punch"
You gotta bring ass to get ass.
We dat team that beat them Saints!
"Large as I am it'll still fit in the Giants' big mouths"
You gotta bring ass to get ass.
We dat team that beat them Saints!
Justin Smith, after being asked how many rushing yards the Giants will earn on Sunday: "About this much."
"We want to win with numbing repetition." -- Jim Harbaugh
by four-nine heavy on Jan 20, 2012 1:44 PM PST reply actions
When the put me in as RB
I tell them, this is how big of a whole I need to break a run. Problem is, SOAP is just a little bit bigger.
It's......
How flat Manning will be after he sacks him!!!!
Justin Smith: "Everytime I do an interview with you media guys I am like your orchestra conductor.
Got you eating out the palm of my hand. Justin is so informatve. Justin is so candid. Justin,Justin, Justin, Blah blah blah.
The Aristocrats!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM PST reply actions
Hahaha
I wonder if he snapped his fingers at the end, a la Drew Carey
"I got two hard rules I live by, pop. I don't [site decorum] with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives" -Kenny Powers
by TryAndCatchVD on Jan 20, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Get this green NFL cap off my head and give me my Niners cap back or I will.. CRUSH... YOUR... HEAD....
[Poorly Wrought THING] is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a [THING-maker] instead of a MLB GM
Caption:
“I promise that this is as close as the Giants will get to the End Zone on Sunday.”
by Splitzher9 on Jan 20, 2012 5:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Reporter: what ur game plan this Sunday against the N.Y. Giants
Smith: hit em hard in the mouth and after the game pose like this with the NFC championship Trophy before I get my hands on the Lambradi trophy.
by BIG49ERS_1 on Jan 20, 2012 6:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Reporter: what ur game plan this Sunday against the N.Y. Giants
Smith: hit em hard in the mouth and after the game pose like this with the NFC championship Trophy before I get my hands on the Lambradi trophy.
by BIG49ERS_1 on Jan 20, 2012 6:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Ricky Bobby Interview Quote
“Um.. Umm… I’m not sure what to do with my hands…”
49ers 2012 Offseason: HELP WANTED at WR, DBs, & O-Line
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