Caption This: Brandon Lloyd
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 AM PST
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No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because Brandon Lloyd's backside is more successfully elevated than his head. No, this photo is not being for Caption This because of the way the football is innocently poking out between Brandon Lloyd's legs, which are delightfully askew. No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because Brandon Lloyd's legs are delightfully askew.
No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because nobody else on the field is within a dozen yards of Brandon Lloyd, and yet he's still assuming the "it's better than getting tackled" position. No, this photo is not being used because it reminds us of the long history that Rams receivers have with said position. Isaac Bruce and Tory Holt, I'm looking at you.
Yes, this photo is being used for Caption This because of every reason listed, added together. I'm assured that it is not mathematically possible for the sum of those parts to be greater than all of them put together (welcome to the wonderful world of tautology), and yet here we are.
And also the look on his face. That, "I'm down here, guys. Isn't somebody going to come and touch me to end this play? Anybody? Nobody? Guess I'll just wait here, then." That beautiful, irreplaceable look.
Take a second to propose the perfect caption for this photo. If any captions make you chuckle, give them a rec'. The last Caption This rec' winner was EyeBlack22. Have fun.
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Fashionable
Say, does this ball make my butt look big?
by JoeBeets on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"A little further...a little further...bam!!! PERFECT!!!"
So far, 2011 has been Harbaugh-some!
Follow @grantmp1
by grantmp on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Monty Python reference
I fart in your general direction!
by JoeBeets on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Driiving up from so cal for the game
Looking for some good sports bars by fisherman’s wharf for after the game?
by forwardgunner49 on Jan 6, 2012 11:19 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
i think we have a winner
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.
Brandon Lloyd goes to new and surprising lengths to fulfill the terms of his endorsement deal with Nike.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Brandon Lloyd tries desperately to prove to his mentor Mike Singletary, not pictured, that he has in fact worked his tail off. It is possible that both men have been interpreting this too literally.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2012 11:28 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Brandon Lloyd tries to help the Rams lay another egg against the 49ers this season.
by Method24 on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"The football is my baby! Don't drop the baby!"
Harbaughcalypse Now
I didn’t even realize he was in there at first.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
“Push, push! KEEP PUSHING! Push! PUSH! Breathe, breathe, breathe … PUSH, PUSH NOW! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! OK, I can see the head. It’s … it’s … it’s a, it’s … a football?!”
by LondonNiner on Jan 6, 2012 12:11 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
“Ssh, listen to the ground. Listen to the turf. Can you hear footsteps? 49ers defenders are 10 seconds away. WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME TO SPARE!”
by LondonNiner on Jan 6, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Lloyd awakens from a comforting dream
only to realize he isn’t at his gynecologist
by foosball4949 on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Caption:
Brandon Lloyd of the St Louis Rams experiences the new SuperTurbo™ ventilation fans recently installed at the Edward Jones Dome – facility operators concluded that while the new system does have some extreme power issues, there’s no denying that the sidelines have never been more…ventilated.
Make it so.
Caption:
“Look, y’all! I learned this from Mike Nolan! Stop, Drop and ROLL!”
Antonio Cromartie is the father
and will never know the name of this poor football shaped kid.
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