This would be my game speech to the N.Y. Giants, as I am a hired speech hitman against every NFL team the 49ers play.
Dear Eli Manning and the NY Giants,
The SF 49ers that you underestimae (maybe not) is a team shredding machine, that will only leave your shoelaces untouched. We are hunting you down and when we find you, we will re-arrange all of your teeth and take away your manhood, from chinstrap on down. We will be businesslike when we as surgeons dissect your team, we will have a full team of surgeons assembled, from cardiologist specialist to the neurosurgeon, from that to the garbage disposal man who will clean up the mess after we are done.
Write down your living will, NY Giants, because after this game, we will not be finished with you.
We will meet you again in the playoffs, and this time Alex, as he understands his offense like Urban Meyer said, he will know what to do this time.
Be very afraid, Eli.
And, we have a contracted hitman, his name is Goldson. We have a team of professional hitmen. They are going after your quarterback.
This ain't no bounty, either.
This is just what the San Francisco 49ers do for a living.