Monkeying up the picks - Week 7

It's a good thing I'm not a paid writer. I would be in big trouble. Though it would be good to be paid by the comment like Dylan is. All I'd have to do is write something good or bad about Smith, Crabtree, or even Kaepernick.

Since I'm VERY late on this, I'll just get right into it.

Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers - Bounceback game for the Niners. Interesting tidbit: did you know that under the Mad Genius Harbaugh's regime that after a loss the next game we have allowed NO touchdowns? Trend continues here. (And before you guys say buh...buh...they already played I have no incentive to lie. Plus, the monkeys would lock me up in their cage again if I did.)

My Prediction: San Francisco 49ers Monkey's prediction: San Francisco 49ers

Tennessee Titans @ Buffalo Bills - Two cruddy teams. I'm picking the home team purely for the home team advantage.

My Prediction: Buffalo Bills Monkey's prediction: Tennessee Titans

Cleveland Browns @ Indianapolis Colts - Browns are better than 1-5, and I think they sneak a win out here.

My Prediction: Cleveland Browns Monkey's prediction: Indianapolis Colts

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - Ravens took a huge hit in leadership with Lewis being out. I think they will bounce back from week.

My Prediction: Houston Texans Monkey's prediction: Houston Texans

Green Bay Packers @ St. Louis Rams - Rams are showing signs of life, and are playing well. Well enough to beat the Packers? Not yet.

My Prediction: Green Bay Packers Monkey's prediction: St. Louis Rams

New Orleans Saints @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Congrats on the record Brees and company! Brees will extend his streak but the Saints will lose the game.

My Prediction: Tampa Bay Monkey's Prediction: New Orleans Saints

Dallas Cowboys @ Carolina Panthers - In my heart I want the Panthers to win. However, Dallas has a good team: Panthers have Cam.

My Prediction: Dallas Cowboys Monkey's prediction: Dallas Cowboys

Arizona Cardinals @ Minnesota Vikings - I feel bad for Fitzgerald. No running backs left, QB's are getting hurt so they don't have to embarrass themselves, and the O-line is more porous than volcanic rock. The Card's D will keep them in it, but they can't do it all.

My Prediction: Minnesota Vikings Monkey's prediction: Arizona Cardinals

Washington Redskins @ New York Giants - Will the Giants keep playing well, or continue the hot/cold streak they've been the past 2 years? I think the Giants want to welcome RGIII to the NFC East...

My Prediction: New York Giants Monkey's prediction: Washington Redskins

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Oakland Raiders - Another "they both suck so bad that I'm picking the home team" game.

My Prediction: Oakland Raiders Monkey's prediction: Oakland Raiders

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - Poor Jets. New England comes off of yet another NFC West loss, and have to take it out on somebody. After this game they will be the New York Whipping Boys.

My Prediction: New England Patriots Monkey's prediction: New England Patriots

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals are hot and cold, but the Steelers have just been cold.

My Prediction: Cincinnati Bengals Monkey's prediction: Pittsburgh Steelers

Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears - Lions have one chance. Get Cutler to slap his lineman upside the face mask. With his throwing hand. And hope the Defense stays in bed.

My Prediction: Chicago Bears Monkey's prediction: Detroit Lions

And just to add a few extra comments, I have two more things to say.

1. Please post your predictions in the comments. Thanks.

2. Kaepernick is going to the hall of fame!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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