Needless to say, straight to the principal's office. Wait a minute, isn't Jacobs a fully grown man?

I sincerely think when Baalke patted Jacobs on the chest before the game against the flipped over Dolphins, Baalke was saying, "Come see us at Harbaugh's office on Monday" and that ruined my chance to haul Jacobs over to the principal's office.

No wonder why Jacobs was cheering his teammates on during the 49ers-Dolphins game with his nervous chuckle, because he instinctively knew the gavel was going to drop on him.

The next place I was going to take Jacobs was to the red and gold tiled restroom to piss on himself.

At the end, Twitter was his best friend.

And his worst enemy.