Caption This: "Wha'd I do, Bro?"
by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM PST
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PrintI tend to hold myself to a few guidelines when choosing where to go with a new week's Caption This. One of those guidelines is that I don't like posting photos of fans. Notable exceptions included "Blind Refs" around Halloween, because those guys were great, and "Weird Family Sitting on a Dead Lawn Celebrating Big Ben's Wedding" back whenever he got married, because those people deserved it.
Well, this guy deserves it. For one, that hat is a crime. I'm pretty sure it's the hat he's being arrested for, though the official line I saw was "disorderly conduct." For another... well, okay. It's mostly the hat.
I'm also still bitter about that whole "not being in the Super Bowl" thing. So take that random midriff-bearing Giants fan.
Caption away on this one. What's the hidden story behind that arrest? What's the hidden story behind that hat? These are questions that I can't answer, but that your captions may be able to. And if you see a caption that gives you a laugh, give it a rec right back. It's just the right thing to do. Last week, mcwagner took home the most recs.
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ok, ok, be straight with me. Man to man.
She looks 18.
*I may be getting too close to the line that should not be crossed.
by mcwagner on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
No, actually, I think that’s probably what he’s saying.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Either that or, “Come on, Bro. It’s a pretty sweet hat.”
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Pictured:
Mark Sanchez making more mistakes and further alienating himself with Jets teammates.
by mcwagner on Feb 10, 2012 11:11 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Due to Rex Ryan law
any mention of the Giants’ Super Bowl win is forbidden.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
by leafeyuk49er on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Dude...
I swear I’m not Tony Romo dressed in a Giants jersey.
by David Fucillo on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
DUDE. i have no idea how we won the superbowl either!?
must be luck?
Tuxedo shirts. they say i mean business, but I also like to party.
Looking a little more carefully
a Giants fan notices that they are not McDonald’s signs, but McWagner signs. As he declares this to the crowd the Ninersnation Special Forces apprehend the man and is never seen or heard from again.
by mcwagner on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
....
Brah – Come on man you know I look good rockin the bare midriff, I’m sexy admit it
Cop – you shut your mouth before I…..I…….I can’t fight this feeling anymore.
"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis
by 49erLou on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
A new York Giants fan explains that he "didn't know there really were 'Fashion Police,"
promising to run up to his hotel room and change. The fan was heard later asking the officer if anyone ever told him he looks like Richard Gere.
Niners Nation on the Reservation
by kinglouie33 on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
What? The 7-year-old called me a d-bag, so I beat him up and took his jersey. Laws of the street, man!
Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin
ok i confess i did pay kyle williams off
by Moflush on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"He looked like Kyle Williams, i was waiting for him to drop it."
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
C'mon Mr. Officer...
Since when is it a crime to kiss the Lombardi Trophy? I’ll tell you what… You let me go, and I’ll kiss your “Lombardi Trophy” too
If you want to be accurate, the cop behind him is restraining him by the jersey. The jersey isn’t designed that way. Of course, it’s funnier to believe that the midriff is intentional.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
True...
I just prefer to believe that all male Giants fans wear midriffs. And yes, I am still bitter about our loss too!!
For what it’s worth, I do think just by looking at it that the jersey is at least one size too small regardless of everything else.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
New York City
NYC averages over 500 murders/year, thousands of rapes and assaults. So of course, it has strengthened it’s police force to combat douchebags.
You wear this one more time and you'll lose your ( Man Card ) ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ..( .AleX ) was asked , what do you think about all the game manager talk ... AleX i guess i just managed myself a VIctory ... Extend the Man ...!!
But Officer , I never had a Man Card ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ..( .AleX ) was asked , what do you think about all the game manager talk ... AleX i guess i just managed myself a VIctory ... Extend the Man ...!!
Giant Fan: “No, seriously, I’m Maria Menounos’ cousin from Greece and I just wanted to give her a hug.”
Cop: “Oh yeah, buddy? Then say something in Greek to me.”
Giant Fan: “The town called Greece upstate, officer – after all, Maria doesn’t speak any Greek either!”
"Wired into a different set of circuits from the rest of McWorld" (David Ignatius)
... and vaffanculo to all other jurisdictions!
Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!
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