Caption This: The Story of Jaws
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM PST
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PrintRon Jaworski never lost his love for playing the game. Since retiring, he's never stopped missing being a football player in the National Football League, feeling that deep sense of camaraderie with a close-knit group of football players. Whether in Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Miami, or Kansas City, it's safe to say that the one thing that kept Ron Jaworski going was playing football. He never lost his passion for strapping on the pads. He never lost his competitive fire. He never lost the burning desire to prove that he could still play football in the National Football League.
That's why Ron Jaworski still takes every opportunity he can to lace up a pair of cleats and step back out on the gridiron. Ron Jaworski isn't afraid to get a little dirty. When Ron Jaworski steps out on the turf, he'll take on anyone. Brian Urlacher? Bring it. Mike Singletary? Ron Jaworski says yes. Patrick Willis? Justin Smith? Ed Reed? Bring 'em on! Small children? Abso-frickin'-lutely!
And let me just tell you one thing, one thing about the legend that is Ron Jaworski, one thing that you simply may not know: When it comes to playing football, he can still enjoy beating the crap out of small children.
Oh, Ron. You're so enthusiastic about stuff. You almost make it too easy.
Now it's up to you, good readers. The photo is there. All you need to do is give it a caption. If you see a caption that makes you laugh, give it a rec. mcwagner and David Fucillo tied last week for the most recs.
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Please no Penn State jokes
I have children, like some of you I’m sure, and that subject really shouldn’t be broached in jest.
"SHUT UP MEG!"
- Peter Griffin
by kailuakid9er on Feb 17, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
rec'd
sometimes the best caption is a photograph. well played good sir. well freakin’ played.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
not pictured leaving:
"SHUT UP MEG!"
- Peter Griffin
by kailuakid9er on Feb 17, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Caption
Re-acting to the news that he’d been dropped from the Monday Night Line-Up, ex-NFL QB Ron Jaworski levels the daughter of Mike Tirico while quoting John Madden by shouting “BOOM!”.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Caption 2
During an ESPN Family Picnic, ex-NFL QB Ron Jaworski holds a gauntlet to determine who will be his potato-sack-race partner; yelling at participants “YOU’VE GOT TO WANT IT!”
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions
Frustrations with Chucky
“Who’s going to take a shot to the face? ‘THIS GUY!’”
"SHUT UP MEG!"
- Peter Griffin
Caption 3
Former NFL QB Ron Jaworski dumps a load into his pants when he realizes it was Justin Smith’s daughter he just flattened during an NFL Play 60 Event.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
my apologies
for posting 3 captions, I want to keep going, but I’ll cut myself off.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
absolutely not
keep them coming, when you get the ball rolling, others join in. The last one was the best
I agree that the last was my best
so I will quit while ahead. There are so many angles to take at this photo, hopefully my junky captions can muse some truly hilarious ones.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
There’s no limit! The more, the merrier.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Remember...
The sound of skull cracking means the hit is good.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
by leafeyuk49er on Feb 17, 2012 10:24 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Former professional athlete, Ron Jaworski gives it his all
and still cannot slow down an effeminate little boy that was picked last.
by mcwagner on Feb 17, 2012 10:33 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Boom!"
Take that hippie! Walk it off and go get a damn haircut."
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
by slapsy on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Last time you call me 'Dorkowski'!
Moody and complicated
by FanBelge on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
Thanks...Here's the caption I should have made to precede it
Kid: Hey Dorkowski, is this all you got?
Moody and complicated
"Are you done yet kid? Ready to yell uncle? goin' to have you cry back to yo' moma..."
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
The Most Interesting Man In The World---->Mikhail Prokhorov!!!
Noticing the the hot dog stand at the corner of the field...
Jaws levels the one kid who dared to stand in his way. Afterwards, Jaws remarks, “To make it to the hot dog stand, you have to be special, and I look for those special qualities in players, which will translate to high cholesterol”.
by EyeBlack22 on Feb 17, 2012 10:53 AM PST reply actions 10 recs
Jaworski reacts
to a loud pop and his knees buckling
by mcwagner on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Jeeezus Kid Is That Your Mom ?!?
Oops sorry kid, I gotta go walk this one off.
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
--Jerry Rice
Ron Jaworski screams in pain...
as little Jimmy was shorter than expected and hits him in the ‘junk’ during the recently renamed ‘nutcracker’ drill……
by Gary B on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Watching from a booth............
“Yessss, there you go Jaws. See that formTirico?”
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
The Most Interesting Man In The World---->Mikhail Prokhorov!!!
I hate this
when some old man thinks he’s in his twenties and goes all out. You want to be gentle with them because everyone calls you a d*^& when you finally give a little effort. They clutch their knee and their back/neck/chest is throbbing with pain. Uncle Jerry goes down with, “Its just a game, jeezus” and spends the rest of Thanksgiving moaning and giving puppy-dog eyes to anyone to show what kind of monster you are.
During a chariy fundraising event,
Ron Jaworski simultaneously realized that he left the stove on and that he was supposed to take Lipitor this morning, not Flexoril.
Niners Nation on the Reservation
by kinglouie33 on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Caption 4
Since being released from his duties as a Monday Night Analyst, Ron Jaworski enlisted the aid of former Head Coach Mike Singletary training him in the NFL Play 60 Nutcracker.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 11:51 AM PST reply actions
Not Pictured: Jaworski's Next Opponet in the Gauntlet
Jaworski promptly shouts “POOP!” as his underwear echo the sentiment.
by Andrew Davidson on Feb 17, 2012 11:55 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Ron Jaworski stops at nothing to impress his man crush Jon Gruden
“Hey Jon, Jon over here. See what I can do Jon! Jon! I just demolished that kid Jon, did you see it Jon?”
Ron Jaworski apparently spent too many years in Philadelphia
Just after this picture is taken, Jaworski is seen throwing ninja stars at the other small children while booing them.
WOOOOOO!
Now that’s a WOOO hit Ronnie!
Let them hate us as long as they fear us. -- Caligula
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. -- Raoul Duke
One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL Ron Jaworski, who apparently played quarterback for one of the most decorated franchises in history one of the few teams that have never won a Super Bowl, the Philadelphia Eagles, participates in the NFL’s Play 60 program beats-up on helpless kids.
Ron Jaworski’s Match.com profile picture.
by madmatt on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Jaworski's failed attempt to be on ESPN's Jacked UP
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
Pictures:
Ron Jaworski shows Patriots receiver Wes Welker how wide receivers were treated before all the new rule changes.
by Leoniner on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions
ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!
"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green
by jrobulls on Feb 17, 2012 9:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
absolutely hilarious...good 1
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
by chicagobullies on Feb 18, 2012 6:36 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
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