Caption This would like to extend a warm welcome to one of the newest members of the 49ers: the esteemed Mr. Randy Moss. It only makes sense, I think, to welcome him to the fold in much the same way that we will likely bid him farewell: with a laugh. It also only makes sense, I think, to point out how much I've been using one of my favorite punctuation marks in this paragraph: the colon.

The colon, coincidentally, is also an apt metaphor for one of the newest members of the 49ers: that still-esteemed Mr. Randy Moss. So you see, we've come full circle.

Randy Moss is actually a pretty photogenic guy, which is why this photo is such a gem. It's just not often that you catch Randy Moss on film trying out for quarterback without having trimmed his face tentacles while practicing Fur Elis on his air piano. He usually keeps that stuff out of the media. He's a very private squidface.

Now it's your turn. How would you caption this photo? Let's give Randy Moss the welcome he deserves. And if you see any captions in the thread that amuse you, give them a rec. Pat Willie got the most recs last week. Will it be you this time?