Well I have been trying to find a formula to decide who the 49ers are going to draft, and I think I have come up with a can't miss solution. The 49ers usually draft: 1. People name Smith, and 2. People with obscene sounds names. So with that said, here is my 3 round mock draft.
Round 1: Fletcher Cox (DE,6-4,295); Can you imagine the headlines if both Cox and Cox get through the O-Line and get a sack? Just think of the double penetration jokes that the media can make following the games. I say make it happen.
Round 2: Harrison Smith (SS,6-2,214); Matt Flynn drops back for the pass. Smith hits him right when he releases the ball. Smith tips the ball on the line. The ball is intercepted by Smith. Game over! 49ers win! For we all know it's one, two, three Smith's you're out, at the old ball game.
Round 3: Michael Smith (RB,5-9,205); Smith gets the ball, but he fumbles it, it is recovered by Smith who starts running to the goal line. He laterals the ball to Smith who takes it the rest of the way! Touchdown!!! I do not know what just happened, but I liked it.