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Mel Kiper Jr breaks down women at a bar

The NFL draft is here, which means we get to hear Mel Kiper Jr. break down the physical traits of 21-year-old boys all across the country. I enjoy the draft quite a bit, but we’re kidding ourselves if we don’t admit it’s creepy as heck. So in an effort to show you how how ridiculous the draft is, it's put in another setting: women at a bar. Suddenly Mel Kiper becomes a sexist, date rapey piece of crap that no one but the BROEST OF BROS would put up with.

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