At long last, we have new photos of 49ers performing some approximation of playing football. It's been a while. It really has. Things get desperate in the offseason. Every new week, I check for new photos, and every week I'm disappointed. The Combine offers a brief respite, but even those aren't really 49ers. Not yet. But the rest of the time, that's when the searches start. Sure, it all starts with a harmless search for cats, but then by midnight I'm typing b-r-e-t-t-f-a-v-r-e into the search bar while sweating vodka and chewing coffee grinds. If there's a better way, I haven't found it.
But we have new photos! What a frabjous day!
So here we have Jason Slowey and... uh... good old... number 6...? Good old Redshirt Six, we'll call him.
I don't know who that is. I can't find him on the roster. Maybe he just snuck in. Maybe he's Jason Slowey's friend. Whoever he is, it looks like the two of them have cooked up a killer dance routine. A possible rendition:
Slowey: "I don't wanna. The routine's not ready yet."
Six: "We're doing this, Jason. The team wants to see what we've been working on."
Slowey: "It's not ready yet!"
Six: "This is gonna be so great. Oh man, the music's starting. This is so great!"
Slowey: "I don't wanna."
Six: "So, so great. Just dance, Jason!"
Six: "This is awesome!"
Now, I don't want to suggest that number six is happy to be there, but, yeah... he's pretty darned happy to be there.
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