Caption This: US Open the Floodgates

Your Caption Here! Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-US PRESSWIRE

The story: Alex Smith (front) and Joe Staley (back) watch intently by the 11th hole at the US Open at the historic Olympic Club.

Or....

Alex Smith: "That's great, Joe. That's great. You filled the cup. This is all I need. Seriously. It was funny at first, but seriously. You can stop now."

Joe Staley: "OH GOD, I CAN'T STOP"

I mean, according to my sources, it's the watching gold at the Olympic Club thing. According to my ability to put and two together based on visual evidence, it's the pee-in-a-cup thing. I suppose It could be both. That would be the most rational way to reconcile all of our available information.

Welcome back for another week of Caption This, where you all take a stab or two or three or so at christening the given photo with its best hypothetical caption. Feel free to head down to comments section to try out a few captions of your own, and don't forget to rec any you see there that give you a laugh. Last week, OverseasNiner led the team in recs.

But before you do all that....

White Shirted Drug Test Official: "Hey, Joe, what's going on back there? Are you o...h, oh my god...."

Red Shirted Dude on the Left: "Hey, ya'll. I'm peeing, too. Everybody pee. Ahhhhhhhh."

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