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Nike Unies - Ugggh!

Ok, I'm outing my half-gay side. When my first wife died of breast cancer, I tried to fill that role for my children - house decorating, etc... That brought questions from their friends: "Is your Dad Gay?" Say what you will. I'm used to it. Back to the Unies... The Pants are hideous. The color resembles Baby S__T. The Mid 1990s - Serfi numerals with black background. Black highlights on the jersey. Faded red went bright scarlet. White pants... The BEST! I'm unhappy with these mundane, atrocious colors. It's more evidence the NFL hates the 49er franchise. HATE! Snarking. Slimeing. Back handed compliments. Used ubiquitously in NFL videos to show other teams prevailing - even in games the Niners won! The Niners are portrayed negatively when ever possible - even if they must make it up. I'm sick of it. ... the uniforms too. Eff Nike. They went out of their way to find the worst color possible. This alone is motivation for the team to win it all. Making the NFL show videos of these horrible colors winning the Super Bowl - ad nauseum - is just payback. There's my hissy-fit. Comments?

:) Sure, I'm feeling my oats. It is wonderful to see the team so deep... so stout... so much promise... so much so I can indulge my gay side and nit-pick the unies. My fellow fan here in DC, Ryan, and I lunch monthly. This year our conversations focus upon silly questions - How much will they dominate? Which QB(s) will #94 plant? I say this is the year "Havoc" earns his place in the HOF. "Little" Alex will undergo a metamorphosis and gather nice stats. Stats the the MEDIA must grudgingly agree are impressive. But most of all we talk about the sweetness of watching the NFL and their cronies Eat It!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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