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NN Fans - What is the Worst Thing You have Done?

The season is upon us. I think it worthwhile to walk down Memory Lane - that walk will (hopefully) help us appreciate The Team. It wasn't long ago that The Team wasn't good at all. Each week was a form of torture that inversely increased as the season/game deteriorated. I'll offer my bad behaviors from back then and want to hear yours. I can dismiss a portion of my behaviors to crashing a Harley Knucklehead into a concrete block wall in the early 70s. That replaced a portion of my skull with a plate. (Now you know why I'm a Knucklehead.)

It takes a minimum of three days for me to recover from a Team loss. During the game, and immediately after the game, I have expressed my "disappointment" in creative ways. During the Bad Old Days I:

Buried a beer bottle into the TV screen

Broke glasses, mugs, ashtrays,

Snapped a recliner back OFF shoving backwards in a moment's rage

Yelled at my dog - Truly sorry for that - he is my loyal companion and game time foot warmer

Yelled at my beautiful and Loving wife - She thought my outburst - "Amusing"

Remained in a Fit for weeks at a time

Crashed a car - distracted, thinking about game outcome - Loss

Burned a Jersey in effigy - Planned to burn it all - Considering replacement costs stopped me

Considered going "Postal" at Niner facilities - CONSIDERED only. I live in DC and never could actualize my frustration - but I did want to throttle someone

And, generically whined and complained for years.

What have you done to express your disappointment(s) when the Team loses?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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