This is my first post. The goal would be to write in a more thorough manner than the comments I have been posting, although this first post is being done through my mobile device. The future posts will be done online in a wifi place. I will be quoting some tweets, some comments by NN fans, and sandwich these quotes in my posts so they will correlate together successfully.
You can say it will be done in the "NinersNation Night Show" manner, with some jokes, one-liners, and satire.
And thanks to the replacement refs, now is a good time to do this, because if I seriously flop at this, the replacement refs will serve as a suitable distraction for me. I promise not to wave Barbie dolls as distractions because we have the folly of the scorned replacement refs to save my day.
Besides suggesting that Donald Trump, the New York City magnate, should issue the firings to the replacement refs in returning the much-missed regular refs, I barely cannot contain myself in mentioning that even President Obama has been disgraced by the replacement refs that bring grief from the East Wing of the White House to the Lincoln bedroom.
What more can I say, but lament that I am too nervous about placing a bet with Mandalay over ANY team, because games will be blown like the MNF game by the daggum replacement refs-soon-to-be-replaced losers.
Like many other shocked NFL players, I end this post with a big "WOW."
See ya in the second but more fulfilling post - Just be patient with me as I teach myself how to post pictures, tweets, and all the other fun stuff to string my stories with.
Patient like a gold panner.
(Speaking of the 1840's, let's throw the replacement refs to those famed opium dens so they can drown their sorrows).