Welcome to the greatest thread of your life.
Well, this probably will fall significantly short of that, but I'm here, and you might be here, so about 2.4902% of the "GOAT" thread requirement is satisfied. Who doesn't love GOATs? You know a lot of GOATs because you're 9ers fans. GOATs are pretty awesome. Old GOATs, new up and coming GOATs, fantasy GOATs, you name it, there's a GOAT for that.
Anyway, I am a Titans fan. You probably don't see many of those around, but we exist. There's a lot of us over at the great blog called Music City Miracles. There's also a large contingent of us that reside in the great state of Tennessee, and a good 70,000 on Sundays scream and yell like idiots in the confines of Nashville, specifically LP Field. That location is where your beautiful football team attempts to lay waste to our less-beautiful-because-we-have-a-horrible-QB-starting-this-game football team.
Should you, for whatever reason, have any questions regarding the Tennessee Titans, I can probably answer them if you talk real slow and repeat your question several times.
Acceptable questions would be, say, "Why didn't you beat the Seachickens?? WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS?"
Unacceptable questions would be ... something like, "What does the turf at LP Field taste like?" In which case, you might want to talk to Les Miles or Ray Lewis. I got nothin' for you there.
In all seriousness, I'll be here for the remainder of this fine week if you've got questions about the Titans. If someone wants to post a similar thread over at MCM for us to ask you stuff, that'd be cool.