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Week 7 Prediction Games: A Consummate Grifter

Time to make this short and sweet. Have a flight to catch and will be taking off towards international waters with a fresh whammy tattooed to my arse.

This weeks leader board is interesting. Who the heck are these guys? You've all been served notice, maybe a few of you can sniff around and figure who exactly is this new world order.

Week 7 Scoring Recap

San Francisco 49ers @ Tennessee Titans

  1. Black59Razor (PERFECT)
  2. 7ftGriff, Takeo33 (2)
  3. J2daZ, CheekeeMunkee (6)
  4. Burnin Davis, nostocksjustbonds, Naguabo, wjackalope, 49erLou, mrg80, McTee, David Fucillo, Roy_from_Israel, Ni9er, obfuscius (8)
  5. Rhombus, Ten-Man (10)

Minnesota Vikings @ New York Giants

  1. PHUT! (2)
  2. fanoftheunderdogs (6)
  3. E-Locker (8)
  4. Edggy, msclemons67 (10)
  5. David Fucillo (12)

Denver Broncos @ Indianapolis Colts

  1. Andrew Carroll (2)
  2. jbrown63, 7ftGriff, lifelong9nerfan (4)
  3. danknerd49, FilthE (8)
  4. bradyk2, Black59Razor, EastBayNinerFan, Roy_from_Israel, PDX49er (10)
  5. Edggy, Beamer1960 (12)

Cincinnati Bengals @ Detroit Lions

  1. laZardo (PERFECT)
  2. EastBayNinerFan (2)
  3. bradyk2, Naguabo (6)
  4. bayboy, GetBuckets17, howtheyscored, mrg80, jhawx, whobob, E-Locker (8)
  5. Liquid Pantyhose, jbrown63 (10)

Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles

  1. WholeLottOfLove, danknerd49, Roy_from_Israel, FilthE (28)
  2. Str8Balr, 7ftGriff (32)
  3. laZardo, The RealFakename, Ni9er, sffanforlife (34)
  4. Dangeruss3 (36)
  5. GetBuckets17, whobob, Ten-Man (40)

Cleveland Browns @ Green Bay Packers

  1. WholeLottOfLove, danknerd49, Dangeruss3, jhawx, lifelong9nerfan (2)
  2. The RealFakename, msclemons67, 7ftGriff, TheFreakSF, Ni9er, sffanforlife (6)
  3. Golden Spikes, Burnin Davis, Jerryriceisthebest, Str8Balr, laZardo, KGboomer, Nick Bays, 49erfromItaly, EastBayNinerFan, bonbrillio, mrg80, grantmp, McTee, David Fucillo, Beamer1960, Ten-Man, FilthE, beecharmer, AKinferno, manraj7 (8)
  4. 49erLou, leaping_larry (10)
  5. Roy_from_Israel (12)

Week 7 Big Five Finishers

Rank Screen Name Points Subject Line Sound Off
7ftGriff 1st 7ftGriff 17 how it's actually going down.
laZardo 1st laZardo 17 Let me tell you about Homestuck.
danknerd49 3rd danknerd49 14 Another week more predictions
Black59Razor 4th Black59Razor 13 Trying to be #1 in a world that accepts #2. ;)
FilthE 5th FilthE 12 Time to get off this schneid...

Week 7 Awards

Perfect Weapon Award Perfect Weapon Award
Andy Lee, Black59Razor, laZardo
Whammy Award Whammy Award
Kevin Kolb, Fred.P.Soft, ninerpunk, ak4niner, ninersfootball, SpurredOn, bignerd, Shazi5, tna.pham, Brother Girth, baykid415, Bhuff, ZeroIndulgence, tonywayne, neder
Close Counts Award Close Counts Award
Chris Berman, howtheyscored, AKinferno, David Fucillo, danknerd49, sffanforlife, Naguabo, benna11, grantmp, Edggy, toolenduso, Ni9er, jpgarfunkle, Roy_from_Israel, 7ftGriff, 49erfromItaly, KGboomer, TheFreakSF, PHUT!, Black59Razor, msclemons67, bradyk2, beecharmer, PDX49er, GetBuckets17, mrg80, FilthE, jhawx, jbrown63, laZardo, Jerryriceisthebest, Andrew Carroll, Str8Balr, WholeLottOfLove, Beamer1960
Pick Ninja Award Pick Ninja Award
Trent Baalke, lifelong9nerfan, whobob, EastBayNinerFan
Black Sheep Award Black Sheep Award
Brandon Jacobs, ninersfootball, fanoftheunderdogs, laZardo, E-Locker, Dangeruss3
Must Love Dogs Award Must Love Dogs Award
Diane Lane, ak4niner, Brother Girth, bayboy
Fantasy Blowout Award Fantasy Blowout Award
Susan Lucci, Shazi5
Da Sack Baby Award Da Sack Baby Award
Bruce Irvin, ak4niner, Naguabo, laZardo, Burnin Davis, Dangeruss3, EastBayNinerFan, Liquid Pantyhose
GO BIG or Go Home Award GO BIG or Go Home Award
Andre the Giant, nostocksjustbonds, McTee, KGboomer, ak4niner, TheFreakSF, lifelong9nerfan, jbrown63
Couldnt Hit the Side of a Barnwell Award Couldn't Hit the Side of a Barnwell Award
Bill Barnwell, AKinferno, ak4niner, lifelong9nerfan, benna11, KGboomer, 49erfromItaly, baykid415, msclemons67
But Hes a Winnar Award But He's a Winnar Award
Tim Tebow, Ten-Man, sffanforlife, GetBuckets17, whobob, laZardo, Ni9er, Dangeruss3, 7ftGriff, Str8Balr, The RealFakename
Kitten Award Kitten Award
Garfield, howtheyscored, ak4niner, Ten-Man, Nick Bays, grantmp, 49erLou, Roy_from_Israel, Brother Girth, msclemons67, E-Locker, Rhombus, PDX49er, GetBuckets17, FilthE, whobob, bonbrillio, Dangeruss3, Shazi5, tna.pham, baykid415, manraj7, neder, WholeLottOfLove, Beamer1960
Ban Hammer Award Ban Hammer Award
Field Gulls, Burnin Davis
Oh Yeah Brother Award Oh Yeah Brother Award
Hulk Hogan, AKinferno, 49erfromItaly, KGboomer, TheFreakSF, PHUT!, msclemons67, toolenduso, Str8Balr
Trade Me To Kansas City Award Trade Me To Kansas City Award
Alex Smith, 7ftGriff, Takeo33, EastBayNinerFan
Roll in the Tanks Award Roll in the Tanks Award
Frank Gore, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Ten-Man, David Fucillo, danknerd49, mrg80, FilthE, laZardo, Ni9er, 7ftGriff, Roy_from_Israel, EastBayNinerFan
Multiple All Pro Award Multiple All Pro Award
Justin Smith, danknerd49, WholeLottOfLove
Meh Brussels Sprout Award Meh Brussels Sprout Award
Russell Wilson, Rhombus, Liquid Pantyhose
Franchise Quarterback Award Franchise Quarterback Award
Colin Kaepernick, David Fucillo, msclemons67, Dangeruss3, The RealFakename
Was Our Future Award Was Our Future Award
Kory Sheets, Bhuff, manraj7, tonywayne, CheekeeMunkee, neder
Whos Got it Better Than Us Award Who's Got it Better Than Us Award
Jim Harbaugh, danknerd49, lifelong9nerfan, FilthE, jhawx, laZardo, Dangeruss3, Roy_from_Israel, PHUT!, Black59Razor, Andrew Carroll, WholeLottOfLove

Week 7 Leader Board

Rank Screen Name Points W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7
1. danknerd49 51 4 5 4 8 6 10 14
1. Ni9er 51 9 2 6 1 5 18 10
3. Black59Razor 47 0 6 5 7 9 7 13
4. AKinferno 44 8 6 7 13 3 3 4
5. beecharmer 42 5 13 3 8 3 6 4
6. mrg80 41 2 13 9 4 1 4 8
6. Ten-Man 41 4 1 12 7 8 4 5
6. benna11 41 2 6 4 13 5 10 1
9. FilthE 40 6 12 5 0 0 5 12
10. bradyk2 39 1 7 4 4 12 5 6
11. grantmp 37 0 5 1 17 10 4
11. bignerd 37 8 3 2 14 3 7 0
11. Edggy 37 3 10 6 6 5 3 4
14. Rhombus 35 11 11 5 4 3 0 1
14. Takeo33 35 1 7 2 2 14 5 4
16. The RealFakename 34 0 7 13 7 7
Playoffs
17. Naguabo 33 6 11 1 5 3 1 6
17. EastBayNinerFan 33 0 13 1 4 4 11
19. Str8Balr 32 3 4 4 0 0 13 8
19. WholeLottOfLove 32 0 7 2 2 4 6 11
21. Andrew Carroll 31 2 7 5 4 2 5 6
21. Jerryriceisthebest 31 6 6 0 5 7 3 4
21. TheFreakSF 31 2 7 1 9 7 5
24. obfuscius 30 7 5 3 4 3 6 2
25. J2daZ 29 5 0 11 5 1 4 3
25. Shazi5 29 3 4 0 15 1 6 0
25. Liquid Pantyhose 29 2 11 3 0 10 2 1
25. Nick Bays 29 4 11 2 6 2 1 3
29. albertoleecho 28 6 1 4 7 10
29. Golden Spikes 28 1 8 2 0 5 9 3
29. nostocksjustbonds 28 3 11 5 1 6 0 2
29. bonbrillio 28 3 13 2 1 6 0 3
29. toolenduso 28 7 3 5 0 3 9 1
29. wjackalope 28 2 4 0 9 3 8 2
35. GetBuckets17 27 2 6 3 1 7 4 4
35. laZardo 27 0 0 10 17
35. bayboy 27 1 11 1 5 4 3 2
38. jhawx 26 0 9 2 1 1 5 8
39. ak4niner 25 2 11 2 9 1 0
39. KGboomer 25 12 1 5 0 2 1 4
39. jpgarfunkle 25 4 2 6 5 7 0 1
39. David Fucillo 25 0 7 0 7 4 7
43. Bhuff 24 4 6 0 8 6 0
43. McTee 24 4 8 0 0 1 6 5
43. howtheyscored 24 0 3 3 3 9 3 3
43. ninerpunk 24 0 10 0 0 8 6 0
43. Burnin Davis 24 0 3 0 0 10 6 5
48. ninersfootball 23 7 5 1 2 8 0
48. leaping_larry 23 3 8 0 6 3 1 2
50. Beamer1960 22 0 3 0 4 8 2 5
51. mcdub 21 7 2 4 0 8
51. whobob 21 12 0 4 5
51. SpurredOn 21 5 6 2 3 4 1 0
54. neder 20 9 6 0 1 1 3 0
54. tonywayne 20 0 4 12 2 2 0 0
54. fanoftheunderdogs 20 7 4 2 0 3 4
57. 49erLou 19 1 3 0 4 5 2 4
57. Sphagnum 19 9 7 3
57. mkm703 19 3 9 0 2 5
60. Rhardin49 18 5 6 2 4 1
61. 7ftGriff 17 17
61. manraj7 17 1 6 3 0 4 0 3
61. Diggin4Gold 17 3 6 2 1 4 1
61. Alligator Arms 17 6 6 4 1
61. ZeroIndulgence 17 2 6 7 2 0
66. PHUT! 16 3 7 6
66. FrankTheTank_HOF 16 4 8 4
66. reedkrase 16 1 15
69. Mindless 15 8 0 7
70. Derek Knight 14 2 12 0
70. 49erfromItaly 14 1 9 4
72. PJClint 13 2 7 4
73. Rossalex 12 1 4 7
73. jbrown63 12 0 4 0 0 1 1 6
75. lifelong9nerfan 11 11
75. Roy_from_Israel 11 11
77. Fred.P.Soft 9 0 5 4 0
77. PDX49er 9 6 3
77. francis.ferrell.5 9 9
80. sffanforlife 8 8
80. Joe Como 8 5 3
80. mikeinsp 8 1 1 6
83. phantomjet 7 7
83. these3words 7 2 5 0
83. msclemons67 7 7
83. Myemail21479 7 7
83. Dangeruss3 7 7
83. Haggardninja 7 4 3
89. Midwest_Niner22 6 6
89. WscottWest 6 6
89. The World is Yours 6 6
89. tna.pham 6 3 3 0
93. Josuer2000 5 5
93. E-Locker 5 5
93. DAD OF VLAD 5 0 3 2
93. wh0c4r3s 5 5
97. CUARENTAYNUEVES 4 0 1 3
97. Mundanebeast 4 4
97. baykid415 4 0 4 0 0
100. BearAKA 3 3
100. Justa Thot 3 3
100. Optonal 3 3
100. 49th_degree 3 3
100. CheekeeMunkee 3 3
105. Old Faithful (but not that old) 2 0 2
105. JeremyUMiamiCane 2 2
105. Dukeston1 2 0 2
105. oregon49ner 2 2
105. sbgfglj3 2 2
105. wiseguy545 2 2
111. Bravedown50 1 1
111. rhythmismt 1 1
111. Dod9ersFan 1 1

Week 7 Big Board Predictions (check your scores)

Screen Name SF TEN s/p MIN NYG s/p DEN IND s/p CIN DET s/p DAL PHI s/p CLE GB s/p tot
Liquid Pantyhose 17 6 28/- 14 28 14/- 41 31 -/- 32 21 10/1 24 34 -/- 20 17 -/- 1
bradyk2 27 10 14/- 17 14 -/- 31 34 10/2 27 21 6/3 34 24 42/- 13 16 30/- 6
Golden Spikes 34 23 12/- 27 28 40/- 35 27 -/- 20 24 -/- 26 30 -/- 17 31 8/3 3
Burnin Davis 31 21 8/2 21 1 -/- 42 13 -/- 14 17 -/- 28 31 -/- 10 27 8/3 5
Jerryriceisthebest 24 13 14/- 35 27 -/- 28 31 16/- 20 28 -/- 34 27 48/- 13 35 8/3 4
Black59Razor 31 17 0/10 22 24 30/- 28 34 10/2 17 26 -/- 24 27 -/- 16 24 14/- 13
ak4niner 17 14 28/- 14 6 -/- 37 31 -/- 24 17 14/- 44 35 64/- 18 17 -/-
WholeLottOfLove 24 17 14/- 17 20 20/- 27 13 -/- 19 17 16/- 28 17 28/5 12 30 2/5 11
J2daZ 34 17 6/3 31 28 -/- 26 30 18/- 21 24 -/- 20 31 -/- 17 21 20/- 3
ninerpunk 23 13 16/- 28 24 -/- 27 31 16/- 20 27 -/- 35 24 42/- 21 17 -/-
danknerd49 22 9 18/- 20 17 -/- 33 35 8/3 20 13 22/- 30 17 28/5 14 31 2/5 14
Str8Balr 23 13 16/- 16 23 18/- 34 30 -/- 17 23 -/- 24 19 32/4 17 27 8/3 8
laZardo 10 13 -/- 20 24 26/- 30 14 -/- 27 24 0/10 30 20 34/3 10 27 8/3 17
nostocksjustbonds 30 13 8/2 21 27 28/- 45 37 -/- 19 20 -/- 33 38 -/- 13 24 14/- 2
bayboy 24 13 14/- 26 13 -/- 44 27 -/- 30 20 8/2 31 26 46/- 23 20 -/- 2
benna11 23 16 16/- 17 28 20/- 34 24 -/- 21 20 12/- 34 28 50/- 13 24 14/- 1
Naguabo 27 17 8/2 17 2 -/- 23 27 24/- 24 21 6/3 31 37 -/- 13 24 14/- 6
ZeroIndulgence 24 6 22/- 17 20 20/- 38 27 -/- 20 27 -/- 31 38 -/- 24 20 -/-
wjackalope 27 17 8/2 20 26 26/- 31 24 -/- 24 28 -/- 23 30 -/- 20 31 14/- 2
KGboomer 31 10 14/- 27 42 40/- 42 35 -/- 14 24 -/- 49 35 64/- 17 35 8/3 4
Nick Bays 24 17 14/- 24 20 -/- 38 27 -/- 23 28 -/- 27 31 -/- 17 28 8/3 3
toolenduso 30 24 14/- 28 34 42/- 38 31 -/- 24 27 -/- 31 24 42/- 20 28 14/- 1
GetBuckets17 24 21 14/- 17 24 20/- 34 24 -/- 27 20 8/2 29 23 40/1 17 23 16/- 4
tna.pham 24 17 14/- 28 23 -/- 31 27 -/- 24 26 -/- 34 27 48/- 20 24 14/-
49erfromItaly 19 13 24/- 24 31 34/- 35 33 -/- 24 31 -/- 38 31 56/- 17 27 8/3 4
fanoftheunderdogs 17 20 -/- 10 21 6/4 28 14 -/- 28 34 -/- 21 27 -/- 3 26 20/- 4
jpgarfunkle 24 10 14/- 30 42 46/- 31 20 -/- 20 17 14/- 40 27 48/- 22 17 -/- 1
howtheyscored 24 17 14/- 16 28 18/- 34 30 -/- 26 20 8/2 31 41 -/- 23 28 20/- 3
Brother Girth 21 10 20/- 24 17 -/- 35 20 -/- 24 17 14/- 27 24 42/- 24 21 -/-
Edggy 23 17 16/- 12 27 10/2 31 33 12/1 23 17 14/- 24 34 -/- 13 17 28/- 4
EastBayNinerFan 24 13 14/- 9 13 20/- 31 34 10/2 27 23 2/4 27 24 42/- 17 31 8/3 11
bonbrillio 24 17 14/- 24 30 34/- 34 27 -/- 16 22 -/- 28 35 -/- 17 27 8/3 3
49erLou 27 19 8/2 17 24 20/- 33 20 -/- 17 23 -/- 28 33 -/- 16 26 10/2 4
mrg80 27 13 8/2 20 21 26/- 35 31 -/- 31 27 8/2 27 24 42/- 13 27 8/3 8
jbrown63 23 13 16/- 17 13 -/- 31 37 4/4 31 29 10/1 37 41 -/- 13 23 16/- 6
The RealFakename 30 10 14/- 24 20 -/- 38 24 -/- 14 27 -/- 34 20 34/3 10 30 6/4 7
grantmp 24 17 14/- 14 28 14/- 24 28 22/- 21 31 -/- 35 24 42/- 17 30 8/3 4
Shazi5 30 0 34/- 17 24 20/- 35 24 -/- 23 27 -/- 27 30 -/- 24 20 -/-
Rhombus 26 14 10/1 28 27 -/- 24 27 24/- 17 24 -/- 21 31 -/- 30 21 -/- 1
msclemons67 24 17 14/- 10 28 10/2 35 17 -/- 24 31 -/- 42 17 50/- 10 31 6/4 7
Dangeruss3 3 17 -/- 24 17 -/- 34 24 -/- 17 24 -/- 34 21 36/2 14 30 2/5 7
baykid415 21 7 20/- 24 17 -/- 34 28 -/- 17 27 -/- 35 31 56/- 14 17 28/-
McTee 27 16 8/2 24 27 34/- 42 35 -/- 20 27 -/- 28 31 -/- 16 27 8/3 5
ninersfootball 16 23 -/- 27 24 -/- 37 27 -/- 20 23 -/- 27 31 -/- 20 34 14/-
7ftGriff 30 16 2/4 24 27 34/- 35 37 4/4 20 30 -/- 31 19 32/4 16 28 6/4 17
David Fucillo 27 16 8/2 13 27 12/1 31 27 -/- 20 26 -/- 34 24 42/- 17 27 8/3 7
TheFreakSF 23 17 16/- 21 31 28/- 41 34 -/- 17 27 -/- 31 27 48/- 14 28 6/4 5
Beamer1960 23 14 16/- 17 24 20/- 31 33 12/1 21 24 -/- 24 27 -/- 17 27 8/3 5
bignerd 23 17 16/- 23 27 32/- 34 23 -/- 20 27 -/- 27 30 -/- 14 24 14/-
jhawx 23 21 16/- 17 21 20/- 35 24 -/- 27 20 8/2 28 24 42/- 14 31 2/5 8
whobob 27 6 22/- 23 28 32/- 17 24 32/- 23 20 8/2 31 23 40/1 12 21 20/- 5
Ten-Man 26 20 10/1 24 17 -/- 33 24 -/- 19 23 -/- 30 23 40/1 16 27 8/3 5
Roy_from_Israel 27 20 8/2 20 13 -/- 30 34 10/2 17 24 -/- 31 13 28/5 7 28 12/1 11
Takeo33 31 16 2/4 30 24 -/- 40 34 -/- 20 27 -/- 24 34 -/- 10 20 22/- 4
FilthE 24 13 14/- 21 17 -/- 34 35 8/3 21 28 -/- 24 17 28/5 17 28 8/3 12
Ni9er 27 17 8/2 24 21 -/- 34 20 -/- 31 17 14/- 31 20 34/3 14 34 6/4 10
beecharmer 21 17 20/- 20 24 26/- 27 28 22/- 24 27 -/- 27 31 -/- 17 27 8/3 4
PDX49er 24 17 14/- 14 21 14/- 31 34 10/2 17 23 -/- 24 32 -/- 21 28 16/- 3
sffanforlife 24 10 14/- 14 17 14/- 34 24 -/- 24 13 22/- 27 20 34/3 13 34 6/4 8
SpurredOn 20 17 22/- 23 27 32/- 38 35 -/- 20 30 -/- 26 31 -/- 13 23 16/-
obfuscius 27 16 8/2 20 30 26/- 34 24 -/- 23 27 -/- 30 33 -/- 20 27 14/- 2
AKinferno 32 24 14/- 30 34 46/- 42 30 -/- 24 27 -/- 34 28 50/- 17 27 8/3 4
leaping_larry 23 17 16/- 21 27 28/- 30 24 -/- 23 27 -/- 27 31 -/- 17 26 10/2 2
PHUT! 24 6 22/- 7 24 2/5 38 31 -/- 21 29 -/- 41 14 48/- 10 24 14/- 6
E-Locker 17 24 -/- 10 27 8/3 38 13 -/- 31 24 8/2 24 38 -/- 16 24 14/- 5
Fred.P.Soft 20 17 22/- 20 24 26/- 33 21 -/- 17 23 -/- 31 34 -/- 23 21 -/-
lifelong9nerfan 27 10 14/- 17 20 20/- 34 37 4/4 20 17 14/- 42 35 64/- 14 30 2/5 11
Andrew Carroll 20 16 22/- 20 27 26/- 34 38 2/5 24 30 -/- 30 27 48/- 24 34 22/- 6
neder 21 10 20/- 24 17 -/- 27 30 18/- -/- -/- 10 24 14/-
CheekeeMunkee 34 20 6/3 17 27 20/- 38 31 -/- -/- -/- 23 31 20/- 3
manraj7 24 17 14/- 24 21 -/- 35 28 -/- -/- -/- 17 35 8/3 3
Bhuff 41 17 20/- 26 20 -/- 37 28 -/- -/- -/- 16 24 14/-
tonywayne -/- 31 17 -/- -/- -/- -/- -/-

Scoring Explained

Prediction Contest Rules and Guidelines

Your prediction has these same three components as the actual game score.

1) If you predict the correct winner for an individual game, we will score your prediction against the actual game. If you predict the incorrect winner for an individual game, your prediction will not be scored.

2) Ideally, you will predict the exact point differential of the actual game. Say, for example, this is 45. If you predict a score with a PD of 45, the difference between your predicted PD and the actual PD is 0 (45 - 45 = 0). The worse your prediction, the greater that difference becomes. Therefore, the closer the difference is to zero, the better.

3) Ideally, you will predict the exact point total of the actual game. Say, for example, this is 65. If you predict a score with a PT of 65, the difference between your predicted PT and the actual PT is 0 (65 - 65 = 0). The worse your prediction, the greater that difference becomes. Therefore, the closer the difference is to zero, the better.

So, assuming that you predict the correct winner of the individual game, we simply add the difference between your predicted and the actual PD to the difference between your predicted and the actual PT. The closer this total is to zero, the better your prediction is. A zero exactly will always be a perfect prediction.

pPD = Predicted Point Differential
aPD = Actual Point Differential
pPT = Predicted Point Total
aPT = Actual Point Total
x = Subscore

|pPD - aPD| + |pPT - aPT| = x

That total becomes your subscore for each individual game. These subscores are then ranked, and the five best (including ALL ties) are awarded points. Perfect predictions are awarded 10 points. If the highest subscore for a particular game is not a perfect prediction, it is awarded 5 points. Points then follow in descending order, so that all of the second best predictions get 4 points, the third best all get 3 points, and so on.

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