Did anyone else notice the "mini-megaphones" many Seattle fans using last Monday night?
Why don’t the niners make up about 50k niner colored mini-megas with a Candlestick commemorative date, etc. and give them out to the 1st 50K fans, so they can be put to good use this Sunday against Seattle?
Probably too late for that great idea (but this is Silicon Valley, so somebody make it happen!).
Barring the classy option, I came up with an alternative… Bring noise makers.
Now bear with me (and my elaborate noise-maker maximizing strategy)…
Every niner fan reading this who is going to the game should buy a pack (with New Years approaching, they should be everywhere right now), and bring the mouthpieces of the noise makers that when you blow they make noise and roll out colorful paper (when you stop blowing, they roll back up). Rip the paper roll off the mouthpiece noise maker and bring just the plastic mouthpiece.
Buy as many as you can get into the Stick w/o trouble, so you can pass them around to other niner fans. A pack of just mouthpieces should fit into your pockets/purse easily.
Now if you just blow into the noisemaker mouthpiece it makes a pretty good noise, cup your hands around it like a megaphone and it makes even more and can be directed at the field (the Seattle O).
But you can maximize the effect by buying a large beer inside the Stick and downing it before the game (save the cup). Using your keys, make a small hole in the middle of the bottom of the now empty beer cup. Gently force the noise maker mouthpiece through the small hole just enough to put the "business end" through the cup and stay there (don’t want to put it too far through the hole because you need room for your nose).
Now you have an amplified and focused noise maker to rain decibels down on the Seattle O. You may want to bring ear plugs too?
I plan on reposting this suggestion. I hope NN understands.