Okay, I'll admit it right off the bat; I'm no Mel Kiper Jr. However, like Kiper, I am insane. Additionally, I do have the Internet, so I can satisfy my steamiest (and most absurd) draft fantasies for the Niners. Spare me your, "Dude, you're totally &%#!@&^ delirious!", comments. Or, don't spare me those heinous comments, and provide YOUR OWN mock draft in the comments. This is all I can do to keep my sanity until early September. Without further ado:

1st round: No. 31 (No. 31 overall): Desmond Trufant, CB 6'0" 193 Washington

2nd round: No. 2 (No. 34 overall): Jesse Williams, DT 6'3" 323 Alabama

2nd round: No. 31 (No. 61 overall): Shamarko Thomas, SS 5'9" 213 Syracuse

3rd round: No. 12 (No. 74 overall): Bacarri Rambo, FS 6'1" 211 Georgia

*3rd round: No. 15 (No. 77 overall): Travis Kelce, TE 6'5" 255 Cincinnati

*3rd round: No. 20 (No. 82 overall): John Simon, DE/OLB 6'1" 257 Ohio State

3rd round: (Likely compensatory selection, No. 33, No. 95 overall): Da'Rick Rogers, WR 6'2" 217 Tennessee Tech

4th round: No. 31: Matt Scott, QB 6'2" 202 Arizona

5th round: No. 31 (TBA): Cornelius Washington, OLB 6'4" 265 Georgia

7th round: (Likely compensatory selection) Dalton Freeman, C 6'5" 291 Clemson

7th round: (Likely compensatory selection) Knile Davis, RB 6'0" 228 Arkansas

UFA Targets: Levine Toilolo, TE 6'8" 260 Stanford , Zach Sudfeld, TE 6'7" 255 Nevada, Cooper Taylor, SS 6'4" 229 Richmond, Luke Marquardt, OT 6'8" 315 Azusa Pacific, Rodney Smith, WR 6'4" 225 Florida State, Robbie Rouse, RB 5'6" 190 Fresno State

*49ers trade 3rd round (No. 93), 5th round (No. 24), 6th (Nos. 12, 31) and 7th (No. 21, 31) round picks for Miami's 3rd round picks (No. 77, 82)