As I was going through my twitter today, I came upon a Crabtree tweet. It went something along the lines of this:
I hate ... people . make a story out of it...
So, I have decided to make a story out of this.
Michael Crabtree (aka @KingCrab15) is the #1 WR for the San Francisco 49ers. After going through his diva-like tendencies for the first couple of years, he finally this year had a decent season due to Kaepernick. With a strong running game for defenses to worry about, as well as a great QB, Crabtree was finally able to get open on a few routes. With some sheer luck as well as the occasional decent play, Crabtree and the 49ers squeaked their way to the Superbowl.
Despite Crabtree, the 49ers lost by only 3 points. Crabtree then became known after the superbowl loss as not only a whiner (he complained about "losing vision" or some nonsense like that) but as the anti-clutch receiver (couldn't catch a cold on that final drive). As if this wasn't bad enough, then he posts that he "hate people" and dares people to make a story out of it. As if he didn't give a [site decorum] about what people thought.
Well, Mr. Diva, we do care. You wish to hate people, then people will hate you right back. We are going to stop defending your mediocre play. We're not going to say "Well, he's a 49er, so we'll let him get away with stuff" anymore. We are going to call you out on everything, from your stone hands to your attitude to your brand of paper towels.
We are 49er fans. Not only should you not hate us you diva, but you should kiss the ground us fans walk on! I ask every real 49er fan to call out this monstrosity and hold him accountable.
Who's with me?
Here is the actual tweet.
Note: This is intended as satire. I am only saying this because I'm sure someone will take me seriously and start calling me all sorts of evil things if I didn't make it perfectly clear that this was satire.