Golden Nuggets: Colin Kaepernick's first pitch; 49ers you'd like to see get Pete Carroll

Zzzzzziiiipppppp!!!! - Thearon W. Henderson

Sunday, June 23, 2013 edition of the Golden Nuggets, a daily compilation of 49ers links from around the web.

Whoa is it slow. A weekend in June. That's the time of the year when NFL writers get to pretend to have 9-to-5 jobs, working Monday through Friday... going home on time. Some may even go on vacation. There's really only two things being talked about. 1) Colin Kaepernick's fastball. 2) Seattle Seahawks who would hurt Jim Harbaugh.

We'll start with the hurting of Jim Harbaugh. Why? He simply said you shouldn't cheat when asked about Seattle mounting PED suspensions. Brandon Browner, a player suspended for ingesting the mentioned substances took offense. Then Golden Tate, a player busted for breaking into a donut shop to steal a maple bar, took offense.

For fans of the Dave Chappelle show. This sort of reminds me of the story Dave relates of R Kelly calling him to tell him to stop making fun of him for getting in trouble video taping himself urinating on an underage girl. Dave claims to have responded with, and I'm paraphrasing, "S---, stop pissing on people."

Finally, BASG fights back. He goes into a little detail about the feud and proceeds to list the top-five 49ers who would be honest enough to threaten Pete Carroll during a radio interview. Man does Jim Schwartz look like some sort of angry Hobbit in that photo. | Which 49er would be the first to lay out Pete Carroll? (BASG)

Another Seahawk expresses desire to hurt Harbaugh (CSN)

Golden Tate wants to give Jim Harbaugh the "Sean Lee treatment" (PFT)

Here's an article on Kaepernick throwing out the first pitch. I like the GIF. You'll notice the camera man saying thanks to Sergio Romo for saving his bullocks (as they're called in the UK). | 49ers' Kaepernick hurls 87-mph ceremonial first pitch for Giants (CSN)

49ers' three Achilles' tears far above league average (Barrows)

In the spirit of slow news days, slow news months, and fanning the flames of an already heated rivalry....

...who would you like to see lay out Pete Carroll? What about anyone on the Seahawks? Donte Whitner levelling Golden Tate? Anthony Davis crushing Richard Sherman or Brandon Browner?

I feel childish for keeping it going, but hey, it's June. And Seahawks fans are trolling my This Week in Niners Nation article. I didn't know 49ers fans even read it, let alone trolls. Besides, what else have we got to talk about? The number five cornerback?

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