I cannot, in any way shape or form, tolerate the presence of a Seahawks fan any longer. From statements about how average and overrated Patrick Willis really is, to acting like we lost our whole offense and defense to free agency, to pretending week 14 doesn't exist. I can't take any more of it. Here's what really set me off:
Frisco sucks and will probably start the season 0-2 and finish 8-8.
I don't know why, as I've seen many identical ones, but that post made me absolutely FURIOUS. Like there's some Green Rage monster inside of me, triggered by excessive contact with self-righteous pigeons. I can feel it waiting to break free in a violent event that will probably result in the deaths of 1/3 of the population of Seattle. Help. I think I'm going Mad, literally.