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Where did da Bandwagon go??


Last I sawz Andy Golucky was driving it to Indianapolis. Eyesa dun got told der were a hole crawfish tub of city slickers throwing red and gold jackets outta itz fancy windows which almost dun caused a traila pileup. I dun hear dey ran outta gas so's this big nekked guy with mo tat's den u get ona ink blot was all bent over pullin it from da front, but nobody waanted to git on. Dang straight cuz he wasa pullin it right twowads a big ole cliffe. Dey tred to tell him to getta outta da way but he couldn't hear nuttin cut he had one of does big ole mickey mouse dolphin cap tings pulled ova his earz. Dangun foo woodn't listen to noboddy and acted like he knew everydang ting. Had a hed bigga den a texazz BBQ. No matta. Izza herd deres a much biga cleana betta shineya one headin to da northwesst. Deres noway dat one can gooff daroad cuz itz gotta betta engun, but mo portantly - dat driva actoolaly takes directshuns....

Burning-covered-wagon_medium

(Anybody got marshmellows?)

CH: "der aint no indians round dese partz. Might bee a few colts tho....."

CS "if dey com, ar dese slingshots enuff?"

CH: "don't aska tupid dings. Issa gots everyting unda control..." (*baked bean rasberry*)

FG= "yeeep. Tupid isas tupid does..."

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CH=captainharbaugh

CS=colinsabe

FG=special cameo guest

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