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Why I Hate The Green Bay packers

With the looming demolition of the green bay packers this coming weekend, I figured I'd list just a few reasons why I hate them:

  • Their colors are fugly - There are few things more disgusting than moldy cheese, but such are the colors and mascot of the green bay faithful. Red & Gold are marks of class, royalty, and champions...but green and yellow? moldy cheese

  • They heart Brett Farrrrve - Only a packers fan could wax poetic about the all-time career leader in fumbles, interceptions, and sacks. Also, Favre's skill as a choke artist are well-chronicled. Compared to 'Joe Cool' ...I'll take Montana's clutch performances and 4 Super Bowl rings over a gun-slinging creeper any day.

  • Packers Stock = Worthless - I'm sick of packers fans lying about how they 'own' their team because they bought stock in it. The Wall Street Journal exposed this farce awhile ago in a piece called Are The Green Bay Packers The Worst Stock In America? Basically, any stock you own in the Packers pays NO dividends, isn't tradeable, and has NO security protections making it financially worthless. All you are doing is donating money to a pro football team. You have ZERO ownership rights in the team even if it's dissolved/liquidated.

I'd list even more reasons, but I'd love to hear some from you.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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