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With thanks, and very sincere apologies, to Walt Whitman



O Kaep-tain! my Kaep-tain! our fearful trip is done;
The team has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The Lombardi is near, the fans I hear, the NinersNation all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady Offense, the Defense grim and {who loves da pass} rush:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red'n'gold
Where on the turf my Kaep-tain lies,
Fallen cold {under a shower of gatorade} and dead {-happy-that-he-is-going-to-Disneyland}


O Kaep-tain! my Kaep-tain! rise up and hear the NinersNation;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung--for you the drumline beats;
For you the "7-11" jerseys and ribbon'd foam-fingers--for you the stands a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Kaep-tain! dear Quarterback!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the field,
You've fallen 4th and 5.


My Kaep-tain does not answer, {Suzy K. is interviewing him} his lips are pale and still; {it's New York in Feb what did you expect?!}
My Head Coach does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will; {he's busy cabbage patching}
The 6th Lombardi is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor team, comes in with Lombardi won;
Exult, O Ninersnation, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful {hell no!} tread,
Walk the interwebz my Fooch patrols,
Awaiting draft day 2014

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This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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