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Horribly Early Win-Loss Predictions for Every Team

I told myself I wouldn't make any predictions (bold or not) right now about the upcoming NFL season, but I can't help it. I'm not providing any analysis or reasoning for each team's record because I'm lazy and don't want to take the time to explain my reasoning (or lack thereof). This is just another fan post that substitutes numbers for any level of analysis.

So, without further ado, here is what the NFL season will look like. Consider it set in stone:

AFC East (or, the NFC West from 1981-1995)

New England: 11-5

New York: 10-6

Buffalo: 7-9

Miami: 5-11

AFC West

Denver 13-3

Kansas City 10-6

Oakland 9-7

San Diego 8-8

AFC North

Pittsburgh 11-5

Baltimore 9-7

Cincinnati 8-8

Cleveland 2-14

AFC South

Indianapolis 10-6

Jacksonville 6-10

Houston 6-10

Tennessee 3-13

NFC East

Philadelphia 12-4

Washington 8-8

New York 8-8

Dallas 8-8

NFC North

Chicago 11-5

Green Bay 11-5

Minnesota 6-10

Detroit 4-12

NFC South

New Orleans 13-3

Tampa Bay 10-6

Atlanta 9-7

Carolina 7-9

NFC West

San Francisco 16-0 (Super Bowl champs, needless to say)

Arizona 11-5

Seattle 11-5

St. Louis 10-6

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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