In honor of the recent posts about KapGate, Channing "Shut your Clam" Crowder, and Jonathan Martin-- I thought I would offer a Richie Incognito Themed post. This seems like perfect timing since this weekend we celebrate not only the birth of our country on July 4th, but also the birth of Richard Incognito, Jr on July 5th.
As of press time it is assumed Richie is still looking for work so to help him choose, here is "The Top 10 New Job Choices for Richie Incognito" purposefully listed out of order and incomplete, just like our Lil' Richie...
10. Incognito's Escort Service-- "Why of course Mr. Lockette, I have the perfect young lady for Mr. Kaepernick!"
9. Hallmark Greeting Card Writer-- "Wishing You and Your Family a Happy Holiday.... from their cage in my basement."
5. Richie's Autobody -- Tired of having your Ferrari look like every other Ferrari on South Beach? Let Richie's Autobody release it's inner roid-rage on your spotless sportscar.
7. Walmart Greeter-- Hi. Welcome to Walmart you sissy, P.O.S!
2. College Guidance Counselor-- Harvard? Stanford? Please, South Palm Beach Community College, Brah!
3. Incog-NEED-A-JOB? Job Referral Service-- Tired of looking for a job? Let me search for you, I know all the top search sites and employment resources-- I should, I've been looking for work for months!
1. President of the Richie Incognito Fan Club-- Hey, someone needs to...