In the hopes of keeping some activity for the dog days of the offseason, I present to you the first round of the Niners Nation Offseason 2014 "Caption This!" Contest. I hope to go through about 10-15 rounds before the season starts, and it's a fun way to get the creative and competitive juices flowing.
1. One caption per entrant please! Take a few minutes and really craft it. If you have another one that you're dying to post, set it as a reply to your first one. This rule isn't terribly strict, just a guideline to make life easier on me.
2. The currency for this contest will be Rec's. There is no limit on how many posts you Rec. Each new round will include the winning submission from the previous round.
3. At the end of the contest (10-15 rounds, to be decided based on participation), the winner will be decided by TOTAL RECs. In instances where a user submitted multiple captions in a single round, the highest Rec total for a single submission will be applied towards the running total. The prize is bragging rights, which obviously is worth it's weight in gold on the internet.
4. Site Decorum applies 100%, that means no foul language, verbal harassment, and off-color jokes ought to be weighed heavily before posting.
On to Round #1:
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Best of luck!