Chicago Stoolies, Welcome to the NFL

by David Fucillo on Mar 27, 2008 3:18 PM PDT in San Francisco 49ers News

After some quality suggestions from everybody, I've decided to go with Chicago Stoolies. I understand that this is something I should probably let go of and move past, but that would be too easy and the nice way out. Whether the 49ers screwed up or not, whiny stool pigeons are not welcome in this man's NFL. Additionally, big thanks go out to wjackalope, who once again hit a homerun with our new Chicago Stoolies logo. They may not be an expansion team, but we welcome them to the NFL nonetheless.

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yeah that came out pretty good

chalk up another half hour of time spent at work NOT working.

Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Mar 27, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions

I spend about a half hour at work working.

Here's to hoping Albert Hanyesworth stomps on Alex Smith's head.

by methodrampage on Mar 27, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

great stuff

dont let it go anytime soon fooch! ill hold a bears grudge for at least the next 3 years. new 49er enemy list-

cowboys
rams
bears
raiders

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 28, 2008 1:30 AM PDT reply actions

nice picture

the only thing missing is a little pile of Stoolie droppings

by illini49er on Mar 28, 2008 7:17 AM PDT reply actions

I can fix that.

but it might have to wait till the weekend.

Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Mar 28, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions

I like it as is

Am I the only one who could do w/o the droppings?

by jfainsf49 on Mar 28, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions

bird droppings

I personally like it as is...If wjackalope wants to put something together to compare it with I'm certainly down with that. I think this is just straight forward while still being subtle enough...

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by David Fucillo on Mar 28, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions

ell

It's already a "stool" pidgeon. Including actual stool on top of that might be pressing the issue.

I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Mar 28, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

and

the wordsmith strikes again

by jfainsf49 on Mar 28, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Bears website

Just for the hell of it, I posted this link over at the ChicagoBears.com messageboard. I'm sure they'll give me crap about it, but it's entertaining nonetheless.

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by David Fucillo on Mar 28, 2008 9:23 AM PDT reply actions

Hey, I like it.

I'm a Bears fan from Illinois. It's an "inside joke" on our Bears messageboard, that the Soldier Field pigeons are a source of good luck. When they strut their stuff on the field - we win. When they don't show up - we lose.

Hence, I love the logo. Thanks for creating it for us :-)

by justanotherbearsfan99 on Mar 28, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions

logo

Glad we could provide this service.

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by David Fucillo on Mar 28, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Waaaaahhhhhh!!!

Aw, looks like the Niners fans need a hankie.

by the wolf on Mar 28, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions

actually

i think its the bears that went crying to mama goodell over a couple phone calls wasnt it?

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

and the battle wages on

You guys have to see this:

http://www.windycitygridiron.com/story/2008/3/28/134941/378#commenttop

by jfainsf49 on Mar 28, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions

ha ha ha ha

you 69ers are great. come back to chicago and well show you how to play some football.

but cmon, its a third round pick . i mean its not like you guys were ganna draft anyone good anyway ha ha ha ha ha. so thanks for the pic 69ers

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions

69ers?

That and comments about San Francisco and gays seem to be the staple of other teams' fans that don't know what they're talking about.

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by David Fucillo on Mar 28, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

It's not about how minor it is

We all likely admit that we're not losing very much in this. The injustice is that we're being punished at all for two missed phone calls to an agent who represents players on the team.

It's complete BS. There is absolutely no evidence to support 1) the Bears claim of 49er tampering or 2) the punishment for the unsubstantiated crime.

I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Mar 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

youll show us how to play football?

perhaps you would like to see our super bowl trophies? we have 5 times as many of them as you.

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Please

Joe Montana doesn't play anymore, nor does Jerry Rice or Steve Young.

Bill Walsh, rest in peace, is gone too.

It will be a long time before you get back there again.

"I will ruin this house with my anger!" - Master Shake

by Chad @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions

weve still

been there 5 times. and youre just as far away as we are.

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

well...

gayifornia has a large amount of flammers so it only makes sense

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

so clever

they grow em smart in illinois

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

considering

your most famous player was called "sweetness", I'd be careful with the gay talk

by illini49er on Mar 29, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions

You know another source of good luck for the Bears

...is anytime the 9ers show up on our schedule!

by wahhhhhh on Mar 28, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

ha ha ha

thats true. and maybe next time they do, lach can pick off alex "i suck" smith with one hand will getting pushed back. and rex will light there shitty defense up again

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions

Rex?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you kill me!!

by illini49er on Mar 29, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm confused

As mentioned previously, Bears fans are talking a lot of smack for being a 7-9 team with an equally poor QB situation.

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by David Fucillo on Mar 28, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions

lol

last time i checked, rex doesnt have a noodle arm, hes got a cannon and hes was more accurate then alex smith. orton on a bad day is better then smith. you guys are better off startin jt o'sullivan lmfao. he couldnt even make our team

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Not so fast

I'm not an astute observer of the Stoolies. However, I did notice a little qb controversy in Chicago last year, no? If Rex is so darn good, then it seems to me he would have be the clear cut starter all season.

by jfainsf49 on Mar 28, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions

two words

brian griese

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

rex couldnt

make our team. and patrick willis on a bad day would still knock urlacher senseless.

by sam23 @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

our qb situation looks like a hof situation compared to your bums

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

rex will start

im a huge orton fan, but rex is ganna get the job, hes the training camp king. always looks like a hofer in TC. and if we get a line hes ganna stay the starter.

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

im out

well being here is lowering my iq level as we speak,

pce and im out

by Sweetness34 on Mar 28, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

Right...

You seem to already be on the short end of that stick, so I wouldn't worry too much. 69ers? Man, that was clever. Combined with your ability to spell and reply to the actual comment you're referring to, and we've got a winner!

We are not who I thought we were.

by marcello on Mar 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Solid thoughts?

Wow, I have enjoyed the comments from the readers in Chicago (sarcasm intended) and I have noticed their ability to point out the obvious and overemphasis. After hearing about gay jokes and the abundant gay population I just have to say, does the polish sector of Chicago (ie, all of it) require a return joke. I would but then I might confuse them and that would require more beer to fix their overstimulated brains.
Sadly, I used to think that Chicago wasn't a bad team, now I am just beginning to intensely dislike them. Here's hoping that Lovie Smith finds a better job in the future once the Bears return to mediocrity (where they currently are) and he can build a good team back into contention.

by Gailikk on Mar 29, 2008 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions

For crying out loud

Can people stop making "SF is gay" flames?

That's like the laziest flame of all the flames possible. Also, it's the dumbest.

I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Mar 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions

This could be the beginning of a beautiful rivalry

I think I smell a rivalry brewing.

by jfainsf49 on Mar 29, 2008 7:33 AM PDT reply actions

Beginning?

This is re-birth.

You must be too young to remember 1984 NFC Championship game when Walsh put in some offensive lineman to run the ball late in the game. Ditka made a point about that after the game mentioning that he had, if anything else, a long memory.

So the next year when the Bears pounded the Niners, Da Coach put in William "The Refridgerator" Perry in to run the ball, thus starting the whole "Fridge" craze.

Then after trading games over the next couple of years, the 1988 NFC Championship game came along IN CHICAGO!!! The Bears had already beaten the 9ers that year and this time it was going to be BEAR WEATHER!!!! It had to be one of the coldest games ever. Probably @ 0. There was no way those 'soft pansies' from San Francisco (I'm not calling them that, that was merely what we were saying in Chicago) could come and win in BEAR WEATHER. Then Montana throws 4 tds and whips the shit out of our Bears.

By the early 90's the niners weare still a top team but the Bears were fading fast so the rivalry cooled.

Granted, the 9ers were a dynasty and the team of the 80's but the Bears were great during that stretch too. It would say it was like the Cowboys/9ers fued of the 90's. Both great teams, both won Super Bowls, but the Cowboys were the better of that era.

"I will ruin this house with my anger!" - Master Shake

by Chad @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions

One more thing

for the record the 88 Championship game was 28 - 3. That doesn't sound all that bad, but it was a complete an utter ass-whipping. The score does not do that game justice.

"I will ruin this house with my anger!" - Master Shake

by Chad @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions

'88

I was 8 years old, but I actually kind of remember that game. Good times were had that day. My 4th grade teacher was a Bengals fan, so going on to beat them was quite nice.

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by David Fucillo on Mar 29, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

49ers arguing with Bears huh?

You really have to appreciate the humor in two crappy teams arguing over who is crappier. Are we taking bets on who will rank 31st vs. 32nd in overall offense next year?

by notor @ Niners Nation on Mar 29, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions