Question: If the Judge removes the Injunction, how will you celebrate?
Answer: Endless sexual intercourse with a wide variety of unknown persons, hopefully overthrowing capitalism
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Question: What offseason change are you most looking forward to seeing in the upcoming football season?
Answer: "Tedford Love"
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Question: Was I so justified in being emotionally devastated by not getting a photo of Marshawn and I?
Answer: I can't imagine dealing with the problems you faced that day
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Question: What is your favorite Cal ad?
Answer: THIS IS OUR DOMICILE!
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Question: Who should be the subject of my next highlight tape?
Answer: Syd Quan Thompson
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Question: What should I have entitled this post?
Answer: Neither names amuse me in the manner in which I demand to be amused, TwistNHook, if that is your *real* name, which it clearly is not
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Question: Who would you bring back for Cal's 2008 season?
Answer: Marshawn Lynch
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Question: Who will come in second behind Cal in the Pac-10 in 2008?
Answer: University of Arizona
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Question: How many wins do you expect Cal will have this year?
Answer: More than 10
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Question: Who is your favorite Philadelphia Eagle?
Answer: DeSean Jackson
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Question: Could any of these mascots beat Oski?
Answer: Can I get an "AH HELL NO!"
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Question: On a scale from 1 to 10, how unimaginably awesome is Marshawn?
Answer: Fourteen hundred gazillion plus another coupla billions on top of that
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Question: Should fans of a college team boo their athletes?
Answer: Only if they wear the road uniform.
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Question: What body part should Oski drink through?
Answer: Up His Pete Carroll
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Question: Did you attend the Fan Appreciation Day?
Answer: No
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Question: How happy are you right now?
Answer: Ecstatic, because a Cal win is a Cal win!
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Question: What kind of mustache will Karl Dorrell be wearing
Answer: Rollie Fingers
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Question: What brought you greater excitement?
Answer: Trees coming down
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Question: What is crazier? Kirk Herbstreit ranking Cal as the 9th best team in the nation? Or UCLA being voted #26 in the AP poll?
Answer: I want TwistNHook to do DBDs from now on
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Question: How are you feeling after this game?
Answer: Depressed, because Cal lost to a supposedly inferior team
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Question: What was it?
Answer: Absurdly sized fanny pack
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Question: Who is a bigger douchebag?
Answer: Mack & Texas fans are equally douchey
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Question: How much do you love your ACL?
Answer: I hate mine with the passion of a thousand burning supernovae (Oregon QB answer)
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Question: Vaguely legitimate content hurt Twists brain. Did I do this thing right?
Answer: I really MUST hear this joke by The Maharg
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Question: Do you judge DeSean Jackson for being a furry?
Answer: Yes *shudders*
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Question: What did you think of today's DBD?
Answer: I want TwistNHook to do DBDs from now on.
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Question: Did Addicted To Quack fail us?
Answer: It's Spelled S-h-u-f-a-i-l
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Question: How are you feeling after the Arizona State game?
Answer: Happy, because Cal managed another solid victory over a competitive Pac10 team
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Question: Let's help "What's Bruin, Dawg" get their head on straight. What team should they follow?
Answer: uh, helloooo, Cal
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Question: When did you attend Cal?
Answer: Tedford era
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Question: Greatest DBD evair?
Answer: HydroTech is almost as useless as Maharg
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Question: After seeing 5 games, are you satisfied with offense coordinator Cignetti's playcalling?
Answer: Slightly dissatisfied
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Question: Resolved: Pain Train Week should be extended all year long.
Answer: BRING BACK COUGAR WEEK!
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Question: How many times did UCLA reject you?
Answer: I rejected them!
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Question: For which Pac-10 team to you root, other than Cal?
Answer: None - If it's not True Blue and Gold, it doesn't matter
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Question: USC Week! How do you think Cal will do against USC?
Answer: USC forfeit
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Question: Let's Vat!
Answer: Hate Week
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Question: Who is history's greatest monster?
Answer: Pete Carroll
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Question: Who is your favorite Beaver?
Answer: Sara Jean Underwood
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Question: Would you rather have USC or OSU go to the Rose Bowl?
Answer: OSU
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Question: How do you feel after this Big Game?
Answer: EXCITED! WE HAVE THE AXE! STANFORD ISN'T GOING BOWLING!
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Question: Do you hate UW?
Answer: Irk my what now?
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Question: Of these bowl games, which one are you most excited to watch?
Answer: Poinsettia
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Question: How interested would you be in a CGB tailgate?
Answer: I'll only go if TwistNHook stays at least 100 yards away from me at all times.
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Question: How come HydroTech and Mel Kiper said the same thing?
Answer: I want TwistNHook to not do DBDs from now on
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Question: Which of these bowl games are you looking forward to the most?
Answer: Pacific Life Holiday (Oklahoma State vs. Oregon)
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Question: Now that the bowl game is over, how satisfied are you with the entire season?
Answer: Somewhat satisfied. Cal performed slightly better than their potential given the team circumstances.
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Question: How excited are you about the Cal men's basketball season?
Answer: Living in fear, because we're Cal fans so early season success only portends late season failure
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Question: Who is 2008-09's true national champion?
Answer: Split champion of some sort!
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