Good morning everyone. I'm here and not sick, so I'll do my due diligence and be at least 14.56% (approx) more awesome today. So the news that I care about (read as: the most important news by far) is this hiring of Jeff Ulbrich by the Seattle Seahawks. I knew that he would be hired almost instantly and I also knew that there was no way at all he would be coaching for the 49ers, at least not yet. I am flattered, though, as all 49ers fans should be, that the Seahawks thought so highly of one of our players. Then again, I suppose they're just hoping he'll help out with information regarding the Niners, but at the very least he should help a lot of young players be not only better players but also better people. Anyway, it's late, I'm tired, the rules of two-and-two says I'm going to shutup and get to your links. EDIT- Ahaha, took a break to eat, came back to finish my links, came back and realized I was banned from Field Gulls for telling them "You're like school in summer... no class." Man, I used italics and everything. Isn't it universal internet knowledge that italics denote you aren't serious at all? Aaanyway, here's the links for real.
Ex-49ers LB Jeff Ulbrich has been hired by the Seahawks. Lame, but also cool. That's weird how that works. (PressDemocrat.com)
Cardinals QB Kurt Warner retired yesterday. I'm pretty happy about that. (NFL.com)
The NFC West is... quite awful when it comes to quarterbacks. Think about it: Alex Smith is the best starting QB in the NFC West. Nice. (PressDemocrat.com)
TE Vernon Davis was mic'd up on the pro bowl practice field. (MercuryNews.com)
A look at some standouts in the Senior Bowl, something I have paid zero attention to. (SacBee.com)
LB Patrick Willis has a slight knee injury and will not be playing in the pro bowl. Move it back to Hawaii, Christ. This didn't work. (PressDemocrat.com)