Let's Play a Hate Game. [RANKINGS ARE FINAL]

It started on the Titans blog. Then it spread. The Lions blog adopted the idea. The Packers blog followed suit. From there it spread like wildfire until it was no longer just a fad; it became a full-fledged craze, sweeping the nation. Except, unlike the last national craze, this one won't cause you any permanent brain damage. (The brain damage caused by this post will be temporary.)

How do you play the Hate Game? Allow me to explain the rules through the delicate art of plagiarism copy and paste.

The following has been copied from the original post (which has now been moved here) by natidawg on Music City Miracles:

The premise is simple. You take a list of some kind, in this case, NFL Teams, assign them an arbitrary amount of points, and then every user can make a post once every 24 hours stating what team they would like to "Hurt" and what team they would like to "Heal". As an example...

Jacksonville Jaguars - 10

Houston Texans - 7

////////////////////natidawg posts: Save Houston, Kill Jacksonville/////////////////////

Jacksonville Jaguars - 9

Houston Texans - 8

Easy enough. Each Save and Kill is worth a point respectively. You want to Kill teams you dislike, and save teams you like. You have two total actions every 24 hours, so you don't have to necessarily Save one team and Hurt another. You can use both your actions to give points to a team (Double Save), or use them both to take points away (Double Kill). Once a team reaches 0, they have exploded into internet space forever. Ideally at the end of this, we'll have a ranking of all 32 teams from most to least favorite, based on which team survives the longest.

End of copied-and-pasted text.

So as I said above, the idea has been spreading to other SBN blogs and I thought I would start one here. I have listed all 31 other NFL teams after the jump, starting each one with 15 points. (The Titans blog started each team with 32 points, but their game is taking forever. I thought I'd speed things up.)



  1. Kansas City Chiefs - 31
  2. Detroit Lions - 29
  3. Baltimore Ravens - 22
  4. Jacksonville Jaguars - 17
  5. New Orleans Saints - 16
    Tennessee Titans - 16
  6. Carolina Panthers - 15
    Houston Texans - 15
  7. Buffalo Bills - 14
    Chicago Bears - 14
  8. Cincinnati Bengals - 13
  9. Atlanta Falcons - 12
    Washington Redskins - 12
  10. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 11
  11. Cleveland Browns - 5
  12. Indianapolis Colts - 4


  1. Dallas Cowboys - killshot by navdeep after 3 hours, 52 minutes
  2. New York Jets - killshot by reedkrase after 3 days, 1 hour, 21 minutes
  3. Seattle Seahawks - killshot by mikeinsp after 3 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes
  4. Philadelphia Eagles - killshot by manraj7 after 3 days, 19 hours, 16 minutes
  5. New England Patriots - killshot by Joshpreet after 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes
  6. Pittsburgh Steelers - killshot by Riding The F Train after 4 days, 9 hours, 14 minutes
  7. New York Giants - killshot by manraj7 after 4 days, 19 hours 54 minutes
  8. Green Bay Packers - killshot by jbrown63 after 4 days, 23 hours, 28 minutes
  9. Oakland Raiders - killshot by MRandolph after 5 days, 21 hours, 8 minutes
  10. Arizona Cardinals - killshot by manraj7 after 5 days, 22 hours, 24 minutes
  11. St. Louis Rams - killshot by Riding The F Train after 7 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes
  12. Minnesota Vikings - killshot by manraj7 after 8 days, 11 hours, 57 minutes
  13. Denver Broncos - killshot by Riding The F Train after 9 days, 11 hours, 47 minutes
  14. Miami Dolphins - killshot by MRandolph after 11 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes
  15. San Diego Chargers - killshot by jbrown63 after 12 days, 9 hours, 39 minutes

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