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Caption This: Shaq Attack.

As you can plainly see, the Caption This Football Boycott continues for at least one more week.

So with that bit of housekeeping out of the way, I'm going to let you in on an industry secret. You see, there's this saying we have in the biz, a rule of thumb, if you will. It goes like this: When performing a comic service that is largely visual, Shaq.

Yes, Shaq is a verb. Yes, he's an entire dependent clause. And if you feel the need to worry about why Shaq can be all of these things, I'd just take Shaq's advice (14 seconds) instead.

So I'm here, under boycott, to bring you my industry-standard quota of Shaq, and to remind you that not only is Shaq part of a balanced breakfast, but also that a little Shaq before bed promotes a healthy night's Shaq.

So have fun with this one. Coming up with the best and funniest caption for this photo, as voted on by your peers, will give you, like, two or three days' worth of bragging rights, tops. And when it comes down to it, what more do we really want in life? All that said: Shaq the comments section to provide your captions, and Shaq the ones you Shaq the Shaq. Last week's Shaq winner was Shaq, naturally, but also McTee.