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NN NFL Tournament of Badness Opening Round: Philip Rivers' Face, Chris Berman's Mannerisms

Good afternoon, folks! At the time of writing this, the Prevent Defense is absolutely thrashing the Wildcat Formation in our Tournament of Badness, which is probably how things should be. As this post goes up, there will actually be five minutes remaining on the poll is that matchup, because I didn't get it posted yesterday until 2:05 p.m. That being said, today's matchup is actually a toss-up in my mind and I have no idea which direction people will be voting when it all comes down to it. "The Many Faces of Philip Rivers" is taking on "Chris Berman's mannerisms."

We'll get to the voting in a moment, but first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good.

(7) Chris Berman's Mannerisms

RUMBLIN BUMBLIN STUMBLIN YOUR MMANERISMS ARE DUMBLIN, CHRIS BERMAN! I wish Simon Cowell was sitting across from you every single time you talk, and then critiques everything you said in that "Hey, I am a douche" way. Then, somebody can lob a hand grenade in the room and do away with two of the world's most annoying people. This guy is just ... I don't even ... just watch this video right here. I'm going to link it in ALL CAPS so people see it before they vote. Ugh. While it's true the man almost "WOOP"ed to his fullest this time out and it's not always like that, he does fill every broadcast he's a part of with that garbage to some degree. Plus, he's the worst offender when it comes to saying "New York FOOTBALL Giants". This man caused me to go all-caps like four times in one paragraph. That's bad. Again, here is the video.

(10) The Many Faces Of Philip Rivers

Philip Rivers is, in two words, an enormous tool. I really can't put it any other way than that. I bet you can find some history of him donating to charities or doing volunteer work, and that's great. I bet he's cool to hang out with sometimes. I bet he's alright at parties. I also bet that he's the guy that his friends talk trash about whenever he leaves the room. The worst part about all of this? He's got a face to match. The most famous of which is this image, which I'm pretty sure is him actually conveying every emotion his capable of at once. Below, I'll link more pictures of Rivers, but first, an emotion chart.

Philip Rivers Emotion Chart
Sad Philip Rivers
Rivers Confused As To Why Nobody Likes Playing Patty Cake With Him
Rivers Being Sexy
Rivers Being Angry

After the jump, past results and a link to the full tournament bracket.

Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense versus Wildcat Formation

NN NFL Tournament of Badness Bracket and Results