It may be best practice this week to just ignore that headline and go straight into captions. This week, we've been given this lovely photo of Tony Romo saying something to Vernon Davis. There are a few scenarios here that seem pertinent:
The Likely Scenario:
TR: "Hey, Vernon. You know how they're not throwing you the ball? I can do that. I can throw you the ball. I throw everybody the ball. When's your contract up?"
VD: "I like the ball. And I like the way you think. And I like the ball. Call my people."
The Star-Crossed Scenario:
VD: "What man art thou, that, thus bescreen'd in night, so stumblest on my counsel?"
TR: "By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am. My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would tear the word."
VD: "My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound--Art though not Romo, and a Cowboy?"
The MGM Grand Scenario:
TR: "Hey, man. Sorry about the headbutt there. Dick move. We cool? We good? Yeah, no. I want a clean game, too. Let's just forget the whole thing."
VD: "Hey, no problem. It's in the past.
TR: "Great. Hey, ref, what are you looking at? Let me look too! Oh man, that's so funny. Vernon, come look at th----"
The Scenario You Really Shouldn't Be So Proud That You Get:
VD: What the hell was that?
TR: I'm showing you the magic!
VD: No. I said come 90 then I come 10. You don't go the whole 100!
But you are proud, aren't you? You're so proud. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Enjoy this one. Use the comments to provide the best captions you have, and then rec' any that give you a chuckle. Last week, Tre9er won the day. Will it be you this time?