Caption This: Brandon Lloyd

No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because Brandon Lloyd's backside is more successfully elevated than his head. No, this photo is not being for Caption This because of the way the football is innocently poking out between Brandon Lloyd's legs, which are delightfully askew. No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because Brandon Lloyd's legs are delightfully askew.

No, this photo is not being used for Caption This because nobody else on the field is within a dozen yards of Brandon Lloyd, and yet he's still assuming the "it's better than getting tackled" position. No, this photo is not being used because it reminds us of the long history that Rams receivers have with said position. Isaac Bruce and Tory Holt, I'm looking at you.

Yes, this photo is being used for Caption This because of every reason listed, added together. I'm assured that it is not mathematically possible for the sum of those parts to be greater than all of them put together (welcome to the wonderful world of tautology), and yet here we are.

And also the look on his face. That, "I'm down here, guys. Isn't somebody going to come and touch me to end this play? Anybody? Nobody? Guess I'll just wait here, then." That beautiful, irreplaceable look.

Take a second to propose the perfect caption for this photo. If any captions make you chuckle, give them a rec'. The last Caption This rec' winner was EyeBlack22. Have fun.