49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh has generally done an impressive job in keeping the media at arms length, providing as little valuable information as possible. He sometimes will go into a random story, and that can make for some entertaining chatter.
And then there's Bill Belichick.
BB on valuing depth. "It's pretty important. You can't have a team without players." #Patriots— Andy Hart (@JumboHart) October 16, 2013
While Harbaugh will occasionally wax poetically about some topic or another, Bill Belichick has basically made it his goal to be as generic as humanly possible. It s easy to complain about Jim Harbaugh press conferences, but compared to Belichick, Harbaugh is a fountain of information.
If you're looking for some weekly entertainment, I recommend heading to Twitter and finding some Patriots beat writers on Mondays. Belichick usually has one or two amusing generic comments like that.