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I use the Niners Nation twitter account primarily to follow 49ers media, 49ers players, national media, NN writers, and assorted other people. I generally don't follow non-49ers players, but over the last year or so, I have made an exception for Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett.
He is all over the place on Twitter. Sometimes it is just plain weird, but sometimes it is amusing. Three years ago, Dockett live-tweeted an incident in which he was pulled over by the police for speeding. A cop asked to search his car, and after he denied the request, the cop called for backup. After a couple hours, they finally let him go.
On Tuesday, it appears Dockett was in jury duty. He has been out with a torn ACL, and so he is going about a lot of the normal things in life. One of those things is apparently jury duty, and Dockett was there to live-tweet about the process. He went through the jury selection process, and it would appear he was not selected. Nonetheless, there was plenty of entertainment in the meantime.
I'm sitting in jury duty & I guess if I tell yAll how I really feel, yall would judge me, even if I was joking yall would be sensitive. Lol
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
If I was in front of the juror Id be guilty it's not a secret. Only way I go to jail is protecting my family and me. I'd plead guilty!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The lady ask me if I wanna be here.. I said hell no I rather be home. But I don't believe in death penalty and Im not racist. Can I go now?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The guy facing 15-20 yrs.... And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wonder if they know I'm tweeting? Oh well, they shouldn't have selected me. They brung in this big ass police officer like gone scare me
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wish this guy would have told me what his intentions was, I could have helped him plan this out better to get away with it! #badplan
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Rule #1 don't talk with out a lawyer!!!! #2 all cases can be beat!!! #3 call Dockett to help plan!! #4 keep don't talk with out a Lawyer!!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They bring this big ass police in here like he supposed to scare me while I'm looking like I don't give a shit. I'm like you want ☕️ and
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm going back into this discussion, brb! Pizza on the way. Gonna look at the details more, and give my opinion. They ask me to speak. wtf
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Ok so now they asking everyone to cut the phone off. I have 2 phones and Twitter app on both. cool I'll give up this android keeping iPhone
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm the wrong guy to be put on jury duty. Dude is innocent in my book. It's all he say and she say. I wish I could talk to the guy.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I just told these people I don't wanna be here, and they keeping me and talking to me like I'm gonna get along and be friendly..
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Look , I just don't feel the need to judge anyone not my place. The system is corrupt anyway. They feel this guy was guilty of the top. BS!!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm gonna go move my car, I didn't think id be in here this long, even though I have a handicap sticker from my surgery! I'm legit! ✌️
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Hold up!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna get kicked out!! For my comment saying "yall had this guy guilty no matter what" and my pizza is here!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Are they allowed to ask you questions about yourself? "Have you ever been arrested Mr.dockett?" .... Like I'm gonna tell you! I'm sleep
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
This ain't about me!!! Don't ask me nothing about me! Should have done your research before I was made to come here then you'd know better!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
This ain't about me!!! Don't ask me nothing about me! Should have done your research before I was made to come here then you'd know better!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
A lady in here crying, I feel bad for her! Don't know what she did but seems she about to get 474773837 years in jail! p.o.p holdn it down!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Please don't judge me.... I love all of you, and even the ones that hate me I love your hating ass too. I just wanna live my life and leave!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I need to be a lawyer.... This is crazy!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
These people ask me have I broken the law in the last 2yrs!!!! I bust out LOL, I didn't even answer I just laughed and told her to continue!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
A lot of people N court today. I just saw a guy get 21yrs and he walked out like a G. He wasn't trippn at all and smiled. Jewelry heist!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014