Jim Tomsula talking about life, man

The NFC coaches had their annual owners meeting media breakfast on Wednesday, which meant Jim Tomsula got to spend an hour chatting with 49ers and national media. He touched on a variety of topics, but this might have been his best line of the morning:

Tomsula: Difference between NFL and college not the speed of game. It’s the speed of life, man.

— Gregg Rosenthal (@greggrosenthal) March 25, 2015

He touched on a variety of other topics, but his comments on life were kind of interesting:

The four phases of football according to Jim Tomsula "offense, defense, special teams ... and life"

— ryan van bibber (@justRVB) March 25, 2015

Tomsula says he might not "have done the right thing" with $20 million at 22-years old

— ryan van bibber (@justRVB) March 25, 2015

When I read that first quotation about the speed of life, I had two thoughts. The first was picturing Tomsula taking a drag off a cigarette in between the two sentences. The second was picturing him as The Dude from The Big Lebowski. I tweeted about photoshopping Tomsula's head on Jeff Bridges's head, and Twitter did not disappoint. Here are a few of the pictures:

@NinersNation @chrisandrewjoh How's this? Courtesy of http://t.co/l1CPqPDvls. If you like it, go buy something! =) pic.twitter.com/mDim06FCZe

— Ballpark Blueprints (@BallparkArt) March 25, 2015

From @enjumuneer:

From @chrisandrewjoh: