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Golden Nuggets: An Ode To My Hatred of Losing

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A daily compilation of 49ers news from around the net. Monday, October 29th, 2018 edition.

NFL: San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

It has been so long
Since we have won a dang game
This is a haiku

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fire everyone
Full stop.

There wasn’t much hope to begin
An O-Line from the bargain bin
Decent ground game sans Jerick
Weston replaced by Erik
And a muffed snap ruined our hope for a win

Finally, no poetry slam would be complete without a tip of the beret to the beat poets

I’ve seen the greatest athletes of my time
Fade into obscurity
No structure, no guidance
Dragging themselves towards zeroes on a clock
What drives man to such futile lengths
I am they, and they are me
HEY MAGNUSON YOUR JOB IS TO SNAP THE BALL YOU LOST US THE GAME JACKWAGON

49ers-Raiders on TNF is statistically the worst TNF game in history | White, NBC Sports Bay Area | Ratto, NBC Sports Bay Area

Week 8 analysis | Maiocco, NBC Sports Bay Area | Biderman, Sac Bee | Madson, Ninerswire | Madson (2), Ninerswire

Week 8 review | Maiocco, NBC Sports Bay Area | Almquist, KNBR | Biderman, Sac Bee | Associated Press via ESPN | Madson, Ninerswire

49ers reactions to another loss | Chan, NBC Sports Bay Area

Erik Magnuson reacts to his game-defining blunder | Maiocco, NBC Sports Bay Area

Pierre Garcon, Jimmie Ward made aware of trade interest | Maiocco, NBC Sports Bay Area | Almquist, KNBR | Biderman, Sac Bee

Draft positioning is all that’s left | Wagoner, ESPN