Golden Nuggets: An Ode To My Hatred of Losing

It has been so long
Since we have won a dang game
This is a haiku

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fire everyone
Full stop.

There wasn’t much hope to begin
An O-Line from the bargain bin
Decent ground game sans Jerick
Weston replaced by Erik
And a muffed snap ruined our hope for a win

Finally, no poetry slam would be complete without a tip of the beret to the beat poets

I’ve seen the greatest athletes of my time
Fade into obscurity
No structure, no guidance
Dragging themselves towards zeroes on a clock
What drives man to such futile lengths
I am they, and they are me
HEY MAGNUSON YOUR JOB IS TO SNAP THE BALL YOU LOST US THE GAME JACKWAGON

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