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Niners Nation Garoppolo Index V1.0

The DOOM Index is here! Or is it?!

The San Francisco 49ers may not be doomed. Our top Doomologists have been studying the trends, and working hard over some hot science. A once popular topic series on Niners Nation, the DOOM Index is reaching its end. Some say it’s already ended, with only sporadic appearances of late.

But our top scientists are still working hard, crunching the data, determining just how doomed the 49ers, and the rest of us, are at any given time. The anomaly known as Jimmy Garoppolo has altered the data in such a significant way, that it threw our projections out the window.

So we’re at a crossroads. The 49ers are not quite as doomed as we once thought. But then again, the data collected over two years can’t be contradicted so easily by just one man. There is doom out there. The 49ers might avoid it, they might not.

But a new contract for Garoppolo — the richest contract in NFL history — has certainly inspired some discussion. Now we need the

I’ll ask you, dear readers and non-scientists, for ideas for a new name for the DOOM Index, or I’m just sticking with the Garoppolo Index. The problem with that name is, in theory, that what it means to be Garoppolo can change over time. That is not the case for DOOM. We need to measure the fate of the 49ers, whether it’s most doomed or least doomed. Also, it’s been a crazy 24 hours. Let’s sit back and chat. Clothing optional.

Past DOOM Index results can be found here.


How Garoppolo are the 49ers?

This poll is closed

  • 64%
    Most Garoppolo
    (597 votes)
  • 26%
    Pretty Garoppolo
    (239 votes)
  • 4%
    Somewhat Garoppolo
    (39 votes)
  • 1%
    Kinda Garoppolo
    (15 votes)
  • 3%
    Least Garoppolo
    (29 votes)
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